CH <3 🍋‍🟩🍋

*Poland suddenly bursts through the door, covered in what looks like chocolate* Poland 🇵🇱// RUN!! The vending machine is REVENGE! *behind him, a snack machine is wobbling ominously* UK 🇬🇧// A VENDING MACHINE?!

*backs away slowly* ...i'm not paid enough for this. *water trails as he moves*

*a snack flies out and hits Germany in the face* Germany 🇩🇪// OW! *the vending machine tips over and starts rolling towards everyone* France 🇫🇷// NON NON NON!

Canada:(casually knitting a scarf)

Poland:(looks at Canada) what are you doing?

Canada:dude, isn’t it obvious??

Germany 🇩🇪// ENOUGH! *covers ears* Brazil 🇧🇷// *dances frantically* This is my rhythm now!

*all the eggs in the house start rapping but they are only saying egg*

*Mexico collapses*¡YA BASTA! *all join in rhythmically* EGG EGG EGG!

MLP SOLDIARS

*all the countries stop and stare at you* ...what?

*soldiers wearing my little pony merch raid the house*

*throws croissant at france* GOTCHA BISH

*France gets hit in the face with the croissant* France 🇫🇷// OH NON! *picks up the croissant and throws it back at you*

*snorts loudly* YEAH UNITE BISHES

Greece 🇬🇷// YEAH! *grabs a kebab* Turkey 🇹🇷// >:O THATS MY KEBAB! Greece 🇬🇷// IT IS NOW! *throws the kebab at Turkey* Turkey 🇹🇷// OW! *gets hit by the kebab*

wow peace✌

btw how do I get my bff to like me? cuz she ain't a lesbian like me :(

Canada 🇨🇦// …what?

Poland 🇵🇱// Guys, how do I get a girl?

Russia 🇷🇺// oh! thats easy. just kidnap her.