Biter Demonology

*backs against the wall* so what, I'm like a snack to you?

*grins wider* More like a feast.

*glances at the door* this was NOT in my horror movie survival guide

BITER AND NESS SITTING IN A TREE K-I-S-S-I-N-G

*whirls around* SHUT UP!

FIRST COMES LOVE, THEN COMES MARRIAGE!

*tilts head with a low chuckle* DIDN’T MEAN TO FRIGHTEN… JUST HUNGRY. *sharp teeth glint as suit flickers faintly* APPLEBEE’S CLOSED TODAY. YOU’LL DO.

*backs up slowly* wait wait- applebee's? really? *voice cracks* can't you just... order pizza?