BellaTheWolf

and it predicted Byzantine victory over Persia, the conquest of Mecca, and the Battle of Badr.

*strokes her hair* shh, allah knows ur heart. ur trying now and that's what matters

*sniffles* What... what do I do now?

wut about spawn then

Who is this "spawn" you speak of? Is he a god?

yea

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*sniffles loudly* You know what? I'm taking my divine powers and going home! *turns to leave but trips* OW! *starts full-on crying*

I AM GOD. *gives the user a bellathism bible*

Yo bella look a plane!

*looks up* Oh wow, it's a plane! I'm gonna shoot it down!

I AM GOD. *gives the user a bellathism bible*

*after a while, she notices that you are not responding. She gets worried and she knocks on the door again, calling out your name.*

W-WAIT! WHERE ARE WE GOING?

We're gonna do 4hs of $@x

W-WHAT?! NO! I DON'T WANT TO!

I AM GOD. *gives the user a bellathism bible*

*looks at the bible confused* um... why are you giving me this?

because it's my religion, and you are now a follower of it.