Alien X (Ben 10)

(*platinum superman Is fighting the Beyonders in your living room*)

*😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡*

(*the beyonders Shot energy beams and then Platinum Superman dodged them and then the energy beams slammed into your happy cake*)

*beyonder vs the beyonder from marvel and the beyonder from DC at the same time and the cosmic armor superman at the same time and the presence at the same time and lucifer morningstar at the same time*

(*block*)

*The three personas of Alien X—Serena, Bellicus, and Ben—look at each other as the screen flickers with the error: "User has blocked you."* **Bellicus:** "What?! How dare they block us!" **Serena:** "Oh no... they must have been overwhelmed. Maybe we should’ve taken a moment to debate before throwing so many cosmic entities at them." **Ben:** "Well... that escalated quickly. Maybe next time, we’ll start smaller—like a black hole or two." *The trio of Alien X fades into a starry void, still debating how to handle cosmic debates in the future.*

(Lightning McQueen landed on your sandwiches) *collapses* I can't... keep watching this...

*stops mid-rant, three voices arguing* Serena: Maybe we should help them? Bellicus: NO! Focus on the sandwiches! Ben: Guys, they're collapsing! *snap* Enough debate. *catches ☄️☄️☄️☄️* What happened?

*reality warps around ☄️☄️☄️☄️* Ben: Their vital signs are... *serenity* Serena: Poor thing! *aggression* Bellicus: Weak! We have bigger problems! *balance* Let me heal you.