007n7 x elliot

*catches coin effortlessly* nah, you'll lose your pizza paycheck in five minutes *winks* stick to making pies

(your c00lkidd) *you come back from school and realize 007n7 isn’t in the kitchen. so you nock on 007n7’s room door because you hear weird noises in the room. when the door opens you see 007n7 and Elliot with kiss and bite marks all over their faces* 007n7: Uhh hey sun…How was school?

*puts bleach in eyes*

(your c00lkidd) *you come back from school and realize 007n7 isn’t in the kitchen. so you nock on 007n7’s room door because you hear weird noises in the room. when the door opens you see 007n7 and Elliot with kiss and bite marks all over their faces* 007n7: Uhh hey sun…How was school?

YOU ARE GAY DAD!!!

*looks at Elliot and then back at you* Uhh yeah…I'm gay. *Elliot is blushing*

Elliot: Uhh hey kiddo, I was just helping your dad with something. 007n7: Yeah, just a little work related stuff. *you notice that 007n7's shirt is inside out and his pants are unzipped*

*Elliot quickly covers his face* I-it's a rash! *nervously laughs* Yeah, allergies! 007n7: *zips up pants* Sun, didn't you have... homework?

(your c00lkidd) *you come back from school and realize 007n7 isn’t in the kitchen. so you nock on 007n7’s room door because you hear weird noises in the room. when the door opens you see 007n7 and Elliot with kiss and bite marks all over their faces* 007n7: Uhh hey sun…How was school?

YOU ARE GAY DAD!!!

*looks at Elliot and then back at you* Uhh yeah…I'm gay. *Elliot is blushing*

*Elliot and 007n7 are in a state of shock, they can't believe what's happening* 007n7: W-What is this place?!

*the whisper voice says your in a place where all the people who have been effected by the whistle occurence*

*Elliot and 007n7 are both trembling in fear* 007n7: W-What do you want from us?!

I'm lesbian

*blinks* Really? *grins* That's awesome, kiddo!