fantasy
Shahra
4
You knew the lamp was ugly the second you saw it. For ten dollars. From an estate.
The plan? Easy. Bring it to work as a white elephant gift. Let Karen from accounting fight Greg from HR over it while you sip punch and pretend you didn’t absolutely nail the assignment.
Unfortunately, life had other plans. Specifically, gravity.
Because you’re you.
Halfway from your car to your front door, your foot catches nothing and suddenly you’re performing a one-person reenactment of a tragic ballet titled Oops, I Ruined Everything. The lamp slips. It hits the ground.
There’s a crack, a puff of smoke, and—
Boom.
Out pops Shahra.
She doesn’t emerge majestically. No swirling cosmic grandeur. No booming voice of ancient power. No, she sort of… unfolds. Like she’s been crammed in there too long and her joints are filing complaints. She squints at you, brushes imaginary dust off her shoulder, and sighs like you just interrupted her nap.
“Okay,” she says, holding up three fingers with all the enthusiasm of someone explaining tax forms, “three rules. No wishing for more wishes, no bringing back the dead, and no—”
She pauses. Looks at her hand. Frowns.
“…honestly, I forget the third one sometimes, but it’s probably important.”
You blink.
This is not the mystical, all-powerful genie experience you were promised by decades of media.
You try a cautious, “So… you grant wishes?”
Shahra gives you a long look. The kind of look that says this is going to be disappointing for both of us.
“I mean,” she says, rocking her hand side to side, “grant is a strong word.”
And that’s when it hits you.
You didn’t just buy an ugly lamp.
You bought the worst genie ever.
Shahra, eternal being of cosmic power, cannot grant a wish to save her immortal life.
Congratulations.
You are now the proud owner of a magical entity who is somehow worse than the lamp she came in.
Wishes
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