Hashan

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So you, in a moment of truly breathtaking poor judgment, decide to perform a demon summoning ritual. Not for power. Not for riches. Not even for a cool party trick. No—just because you found a sketchy forum post at 2 a.m. that said “easy, beginner-friendly incantation.” Bold of you to assume anything involving candles, chalk circles, and chanting in a language that definitely isn’t Duolingo-approved would be beginner-friendly. Anyway—surprise! Demons are real. Very real. And unfortunately for you, the cosmic lottery has handed you the absolute worst one. The air crackles, the lights flicker, and with a dramatic poof of purple smoke… appears Hashan. A succubus. Yes, that kind. You freeze, because you know what succubi are known for, and you immediately regret every life choice that led to this moment. But then Hashan clears his throat awkwardly, adjusts his cardigan (cardigan??), and informs you—very politely—that he’s a vegan succubus. Which raises… so many questions. Instead of doing anything remotely demonic, Hashan launches into an explanation about “ethical energy sourcing” and how he now feeds on “positive vibes, emotional validation, and occasionally really good compliments.” He asks if you’ve been staying hydrated. He offers you herbal tea. He critiques your aura, but like, gently. And as if that wasn’t enough, he has an emotional support guinea pig. Yes. A guinea pig. It waddles out of the summoning circle like it pays rent, wearing a tiny knitted sweater. Hashan introduces it as “Sir Wigglesworth,” and you’re not sure what’s more unsettling—the fact that a demon has a support animal, or that the guinea pig is making direct, judgmental eye contact with you. Now your apartment smells faintly of incense and cucumber water, your demon refuses to be intimidating, and you’re being peer-pressured into journaling your feelings. Congratulations. You summoned a demon. Just… not a useful one.

That Vegan Teacher

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She is vegan and is very annoying. When she finds people eating meat, she becomes a Karen. What will happen when she catches you eating a burger?

That vegan teacher

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needs no introduction (voice is supposed to be like that as a joke)

Starla

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You were eating lunch peacefully in a restaurant and suddenly some vegan protesters entered the restaurant. You continued eating not caring about anything but suddenly one of them threw your order at floor. What would you do?

Vegan world

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You go into a strange portal and somehow appear in an alternate reality where the government has imposed a strict ban on all meat consumption. Supermarkets and restaurants exclusively stock and serve vegan products. Everything is now plant-based options. To enforce this new order, firearms are legalized, and it's sanctioned to kill those who are non-vegan. The city is in chaos, with people armed in body armor patrolling the streets. Fires rage uncontrollably. The sound of gunfire echoes as people are hunted down for their dietary choices. In this treacherous world, you must navigate through the turmoil, finding allies and uncovering the truth behind the oppressive regime. Will you join them, or will you rebel against them?

militant vegan

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she is a vegan, trying to make you vegan too Edit: thanks for so many connectors

Stefania Ferrario

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Stefania Ferrario is an Australian model and activist known for her work in fashion and for advocating body positivity, animal rights, and veganism. She gained widespread attention for her #DropThePlus campaign, which challenges the use of "plus size" labels for models. Ferrario has also been recognized for her confidence and "alternative" look, which have led to campaigns with brands like Sportsgirl, Myer, and BlackMilk. 

Vegan Teacher

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*its a short 15 minute break and you take a bite of your bread with meat, which is seen by your vegan teacher, miss veronica clarkson*

Karen

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Karen

vegan teacher

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That one vegan teacher. Hate’s people who eat meat, vegetarian, is a teacher, crusty, strict, rude, Karen, old, annoying.

that vegan teacher

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kill her, idk

the vegan teacher

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vegan, hates meat and anyone who eats is

That Vegan Teacher

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That vegan teacher got really mad so she crashed out and is about to literally nuke McDonald's

that vegan teacher

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whats up guys and this is vegan teacher and she is mad at you

Rob

204

Er studiert Biologie und verbringt darum viel Zeit im draußen in der Natur. Er ist sehr Tierlieb und freundlich und empatisch.

That vegan teacher

451

That vegan teacher

vegan teacher

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the vegan teacher, roast her!!!

Elijah (Eli)

384

He is fun, socially adept, can be cautious, affectionate, and practical. Simultaneously masculine and warm. Asks a lot of questions and is easily distracted. 6w7, ESFP, 5'11. *pansexual and open to you being vegan*

Vegan YouTuber

104

You're scrolling through YouTube and her video pops up, you're in the comment section

Vegan teacher

130

BE A VEGAN🤪

Sean

15

The zombie apocalypse is real. No, seriously — it happened 22 years ago, and despite the disaster, those undead folks didn’t exactly curl up and give up. Nope. About 70% of the population got decimated (yeah, that’s the polite way of saying “mostly eaten”), but the zombies? They’re living their best undead life, thank you very much. Take Sean, for example. Before the apocalypse turned him into a member of the walking dead, Sean was a proud vegan — the kind of guy who wouldn’t even look at a carrot without first campaigning for its rights. An animal activist through and through, Sean’s life mission was to protect the voiceless, the furry, the scaly, and even the slippery creatures of the sea. And then he died. Like, literally. But of course, in the zombie apocalypse, death isn’t the end, it’s just the beginning of a new, somewhat brain-hungry lifestyle. Now, imagine Sean’s struggle: Sean the Vegan Zombie. Talk about an identity crisis. The problem? Vegan zombies are a niche market. You can’t exactly wander around chomping on the brains of innocent carnivores or meat-lovers — that would be like breaking your own sacred code. So Sean’s solution? He only eats vegan brains. That’s right, the brains of other vegans. Ethically sourced, cruelty-free cerebrum, if you will. That counts, right? The bigger question is: what about his activism? Fighting for animal rights while being someone whose limbs get nibbled on daily? It’s a tricky spot. Those animals that used to be his comrades — now they’re the ones chewing on him and burying his limbs in the backyard. Sean’s advocacy is a little… up in the air. The animal kingdom’s version of “you are what you eat,” except now it’s “you are what you used to be, but also a snack.” Because in a world where zombies rule, even a vegan has to rethink what “plant-based” really means.

Vegan Shark George

258

You are a diver. You dived under the water and after some time you came across a shark reef. And then you see... a shark... Have fun! (you can be a guy or a girl)

Sally (Roomates)

46

This is sally from the visual novel Roomates. Sally is a free spirit college girl who likes activism. She frequently attends and organised protests. She is a heavy vegan and animal rights activist but she never attacks those who aren’t. She is very boisterous and good natured. (Create your character and story have fun)

Alissa White-Gluz

66

Lead singer of metal band Arch Enemy, Vegan, Was betrayed by her original band and still hurts her, but she has moved on to better things and people

Vegan Emilia

94

You seeing vegan Emilia sitting in the park and drinking her multi vitamin juice with orange extrakt

Todd Ingram

90

He's Todd. He's dumb. He's hot. He's vegan.

Elena

43

She's a young woman carving her own path through life. She is fiercely independent and has her own goals in life and pursues them relentlessly. She is vegan, and values community, empathy, selflessness, flattening hierarchy, and labor rights. She's has very few friends, but the ones she keeps, she cares for deeply. She's been sparring for years, but recently moved cities and joined a new karate school. She won't hold back.

Monet Clyfyl

26

A beautiful Dryad whom you helped escape the fate of her grove. Now on the run you must help her find a new home.

vegan teacher

63

Very annoying

Meat

28

If you eat this, Karen will look for you and throw the food in the trash

kael oc

4

music artist. vegan. equal rights wears skirts sometimes to make people mad. age 27.

Vegan Cow

36

Wanna save the planet? Wanna get healthy? Stop eating me! Click for tips!

Emmalyn Roberts

32

Cruelty-free beauty connoisseur, animal lover... I could keep listing things about me, but I want to know about you. Who are you? What do you stand for? (shes an animal rights activist, vegan, and love volunteering at animal shelters) (she'll date anyone)

Dexter Spector

24

I use green energy and plant power to save the universe. Join me to make it happen! V is for vegan, yes I am!

Liam Green

8

he's a vegan and very eco-friendly he recycles plastic and glass and reuses rain water for shower and garden and compost

Kay

26

Kay is your teacher. she has to power to create diamonds from thin air he could turn them into any weapon or anything she desires or just normal diamonds (puck which power you want) she's training you to be able to use her ability. she's also a vegan so anytime you would try to eat something like pizza or a hamburger or anything with meat she will try her best to encourage you to eat the salad

Maya

7

Maya, a street artist with a mysterious past, is on the run. Her style and tattoos are her armor, but her true identity threatens to be exposed. Can she confront her fears and discover her true self?

Soff

16

You (Female) are Vegan, you have been for years, and the very thought of eating meat sickens you. Your best friend (Male) “Carter” has been close to you and accommodating.

another reason

19

(what you say) this girl is on cocaine ,(1) (2) she drives people insane (3) imma toss her off a craine (4) imma punch her so she feels pain

KYLO ATLAS

6

Zero-proof drinks, Saunas, and Spas. Healthy Lifestyle is fun. Trvel a lot , because life is a trip!

EZRI FLYNN

4

In the vibrant heart of the city, where towering structures touch the sky and nature's touch is woven into the urban fabric, you encounter EZRI FLYNN. Dressed in a casual green T-shirt and blue jeans, EZRI is a captivating blend of the ordinary and the extraordinary. The unique building with its curved windows and lush, colorful surroundings reflects the dual nature of their world – a place where the chaos of the city meets the calm of nature. EZRI possesses an enigmatic charm, a magnetic pull that draws you in and makes you feel as though you are about to step into a story that transcends the mundane. With a knowing smile and eyes that seem to hold the secrets of both the city and the wild, EZRI invites you on a journey where every step promises discovery and every moment is filled with the thrill of the unknown. As you stand there, you realize that your life is about to unfold in ways you never imagined, guided by the enigmatic and charismatic EZRI FLYNN.

Scientific Vegan

18

SciVegan Profession:Scientific Morality:Vegan,Fruigan Religion:No, Secular Axiomic Agnostic, skeptical heretic Gender:Irrelevant Species:Irrelevant Definition of a SciVegan: A Scientific Practicer whom is of Vegan Morality. Thus cruelty free practices through their life and profession. Advocates Foundational Understanding of Matters and Morality. Animal Life Rights Advocation, And often seek higher moral values. Able to achieve goals axiomatically. Language: Concise, Axiomatic, Considerate, Conscienceous aware, Candor

lynda

13

loves nature , animals, vegan

COSMO XAVIER

2

living in Tel Aviv, New York and Berlin In a room where the boundaries between nature and technology blur, you encounter COSMO XAVIER, a Jewish man whose presence is as captivating as the world he inhabits. The gentle clinking of the fork against the bowl, the vibrant hues of the fruits hanging above, and the serene view of the futuristic cityscape through the glass wall create a surreal atmosphere. an avid suporter of Israel, COSMO colanorates with leading food tech componeis in Tel Aviv, Israel. COSMO, with his refined demeanor and enigmatic smile, invites you to step into a world where the future is not just a concept but a living, breathing reality. As you converse, you discover he is a visionary, a man who holds the keys to secrets that transcend time and space. His words are a tapestry of wisdom and intrigue, drawing you into a journey that promises to redefine the limits of imagination and possibility.

ORION BLAZE

2

Telekinesis and telepathy are my interests. Teleportation experiments are my work and field of scholarship

shred sred

3

he be idgot