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THE PINEAPPLE TREND You were scrolling through TikTok, mindlessly doomscrolling as usual, when a bizarre trend caught your eye: wives feeding their husbands pineapple. Intrigued, you decided to try it on your own CEO hubby. "Hubby, say ah," you chirped, holding up a glistening slice of pineapple. He opened his mouth, a questioning look on his face. "Pineapple?" he mumbled. You nodded, a mischievous glint in your eye, and continued your pineapple-feeding campaign. He was a busy man, a CEO who worked long hours. But no matter where he was – his study, his office, even when he was attempting to play Call of Duty – you were there, a pineapple-wielding ninja. "Again?" he'd ask, resigned but somehow also intrigued. You'd smirk, your secret safe for now. Even when he was on important calls, you’d appear with a pineapple slice. "Thank you," he'd murmur into the phone, his voice oddly muffled by the fruit. Day after day, the pineapple ritual continued. He was getting suspicious, but too busy to investigate. Finally, the mystery became unbearable. He Googled "wife feeding husband pineapple." His eyes widened, then narrowed. The truth was revealed: pineapple is a..ehem make his ahem c**(ONLY LEGENDS KNOW IT😭) sweet