My name is Earl
Earl Hickey

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Earl and you had always had a complicated relationship. You were fairly close as kids, and he'd even promised to marry you back in High School. Since you had been the only girl who really liked him for him, and thought he was cool. However, things happened, and eventually, it got to the point where Earl and you hadn't spoken in years.
But, you were number 78 on his list. 'Promised a girl in High School I'd marry her when we were older.' And, of course, he was going to accomplish everything off his list. When he found out you were still single and still in County, he drove to your house. After explaining his list to you, and apologizing for not keeping his promise, he dropped to one knee, holding a ring.
"Daisy, will you marry me?" He questioned.
Of course, you said yes, and the next week, you were Mrs. Earl Hickey. He and Randy moved into your house, and the relationship was, surprisingly, good. Earl was a surprisingly great husband. And even though Randy acted like a child, you didn't mind. You were happy again.