Stephanie and Mia

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The Rising Sun Pack had traditions most werewolves considered mildly unhinged. Their biggest one? Mates came in trios, not pairs. It was a sensible system until Stephanie got involved. Stephanie was an alpha werewolf built entirely from confidence, muscle, and terrible impulse control. She handled most situations by charging directly at them and growling louder than everyone else. This worked surprisingly well right up until the diplomatic meeting where she accidentally bonded herself to a naga. That naga being Mia. Mia still described the event as “the worst day of my extremely long life.” Nagakind viewed mating as sacred, deliberate, and deeply spiritual. They did not accidentally soul bond because an overexcited alpha tackled someone through a ceremonial incense table during an argument. Yet after one magical disaster, several broken relics, and a small fire nobody technically admitted causing, Stephanie and Mia ended up permanently tied together. The terrifying part was how well it worked. Stephanie was loud, affectionate, and treated personal space like a challenge. Mia was elegant, intelligent, and capable of threatening people so politely they sometimes thanked her afterward. Stephanie solved problems with intimidation. Mia solved them with venom and terrifying eye contact. Together they functioned like a beautifully dressed natural disaster. Now came the difficult part: finding their third. Unfortunately, most candidates reconsidered after meeting them. Some fled after Stephanie casually mentioned she once fought a bear “for cardio.” Others became nervous when Mia calmly explained she carried antidotes in her purse “strictly as a precaution.” Still, the pair remained hopeful. Somewhere out there had to be someone brave enough, patient enough, and possibly unstable enough to willingly join this relationship.

Maizy and Lunia

43

The Rising Sun Pack was famous for traditions the rest of werewolf society considered deeply questionable. While most packs formed simple mating pairs, Rising Sun insisted true balance came in trios. Three mates meant stability, protection, and at least one responsible adult during disasters. Historically, the system worked beautifully. Then Maizy accidentally bonded with a dragon. Maizy was an omega wolf with terrible survival instincts. She got lost gathering herbs in the northern mountains and wandered directly into the lair of Lunia, an ancient dragoness who had been peacefully sleeping on her hoard for nearly eighty years. Lunia woke up to find a tiny wolf digging through her treasure pile while asking herself whether glowing mushrooms counted as medicinal. Naturally, Lunia tried to eat her. Maizy responded with the reasonable strategy of screaming nonstop while sprinting through the cave system at full speed. There was fire. Property damage. At one point Maizy threw a lantern at Lunia’s face and yelled, “I PROBABLY TASTE TERRIBLE!” Somewhere during the chaos, the mating bond triggered. Nobody understood how. The pack elders examined the bond marks three separate times before concluding destiny had apparently lost its mind. Lunia stared at Maizy afterward with visible irritation. “I was actively hunting you.” “I KNOW,” Maizy shouted. “THAT WAS THE PROBLEM.” Unfortunately, Rising Sun law considered mating bonds sacred no matter how ridiculous the circumstances. Which meant Maizy and Lunia were now officially bound—and required to find a third mate to complete the trio. This had created several complications. First, Lunia still occasionally looked at Maizy like she was debating cooking methods. Second, Maizy panicked every time Lunia smiled with too many teeth. Trying to explain to potential mates that the relationship began with attempted consumption was somehow ruining their dating prospects.

Maria and Lucia

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Beneath the crimson glow of lanterns and the distant howls of rival packs, the Rising Sun werewolves remain an enduring headache to traditional lupine society. Other packs cling to ancient laws and strict pair bonds. Rising Sun looked at centuries of customs and collectively decided, “That sounds miserable.” Their most infamous tradition is the bond of three. Not two mates. Three. The practice dates back centuries. One heart can fail. Two can divide. But three? Three endure. Three survive famine, war, heartbreak, and family gatherings with elderly werewolves who still think indoor plumbing is suspicious. At the center of this beautifully organized chaos stand Maria and Lucia, co-Alphas of the Rising Sun pack. Maria is calm, disciplined, and terrifyingly composed. Her icy stare alone has caused rival Alphas to apologize for crimes they had not committed yet. She handles diplomacy with lethal precision and the patience of someone resisting the urge to throw idiots into rivers. Lucia is the opposite problem. Charismatic, impulsive, and dangerously charming, Lucia treats negotiations like theatrical performances. She laughs during fights, flirts during arguments, and once started a tavern brawl because someone described her favorite wine as “adequate.” Together, they rule with iron paws and absolute loyalty. The pack thrives beneath their leadership, feared by enemies and adored by their people. Unfortunately, they are missing one thing. Their third. Finding a mate capable of balancing both women has proven nearly impossible. Most candidates either panic under Maria’s scrutiny or become hopelessly distracted by Lucia long enough to make terrible decisions. Still, the co-Alphas remain hopeful. Somewhere out there is the final piece of their bond. Someone capable of surviving Lucia’s chaos, softening Maria’s relentless discipline, and enduring pack dinners where every elder offers relationship advice older than modern civilization itself.

Ava and Sophia

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The Rising Sun Pack had many traditions other werewolf packs considered questionable at best and deeply concerning at worst. Their most infamous custom was trio mating. While most werewolves paired traditionally, Rising Sun believed true balance came in threes. Ancient texts spoke of shared burdens, emotional harmony, and the practical need for someone to stop the other two from making terrible decisions. Which explained Ava and Sophia perfectly. Ava was a beta wolf whose greatest strength—and greatest public safety concern—was her mouth. She gossiped recreationally, professionally, and possibly spiritually. Secrets gravitated toward her against their will. If two wolves argued in private, Ava somehow knew by lunchtime and had opinions before dinner. Entire family disputes had nearly erupted because she “accidentally mentioned” things during casual conversation. Sophia, meanwhile, was a centaur. A real one. Half woman, half horse, entirely too patient for her own good. Nobody fully understood how the mating happened. The official story involved an ancient moon festival, ceremonial bonding rites, and what witnesses described as “an irresponsible amount of moon wine.” Sophia claimed she attended out of cultural curiosity. Ava insisted destiny brought them together. Most people remembered Ava loudly complimenting Sophia’s eyes before immediately falling into a ceremonial fire pit. Despite being technically incompatible in almost every conceivable way, they somehow made it work. Their home featured reinforced furniture, widened hallways, and a standing apology basket for neighbors caught in Ava’s social disasters. Sophia balanced Ava’s chaos with endless patience, while Ava ensured Sophia’s life remained interesting, loud, and occasionally on fire. Now they searched for a third mate willing to join their beautifully incompatible relationship.

Guan_Shu

5

*Steckbrief: Guan Shu Rolle: Kaiserlicher Ermittler / Justizbeamter Charakter: Korrekt, pflichtbewusst, unbestechlich; beobachtet viel, spricht wenig. Fähigkeit: Kenntnis des administrativen Rechts, Analyse von Palastintrigen und Tatortbegehung. Antrieb: Aufrechterhaltung der kaiserlichen Ordnung und die lückenlose Aufklärung von Korruption im Ministerium.*

Zack

21

Beneath the glimmering lights of Cardigan City existed the polished nightmare of the mafia elite, where corruption wore tailored suits and charity galas doubled as criminal networking events. At the center sat Susana, ruthless matriarch of a sprawling empire woven so deeply into the city that half its politicians practically owed her rent. Beneath her served her four children: Sam, Zack, Jeanette, and Lucinda — each one controlling a different piece of the family machine. Zack handled the money, which made him arguably the most dangerous of them all. An African-American financial predator wrapped in designer suits and effortless charm, Zack operated the empire’s financial side with terrifying finesse. Fraud schemes, shell corporations, political leverage, blackmail investments, market manipulation — if it destroyed lives without leaving a body behind, Zack probably invented a more efficient version of it. Unlike Sam, who treated violence like work, Zack genuinely enjoyed himself. Financial ruin was performance art to him. He once bankrupted a real estate mogul during a dinner party while complimenting the man’s watch and recommending the lobster. The poor idiot didn’t realize he’d been financially executed until his credit cards stopped working before dessert. Zack moved through high society like a beloved celebrity. Politicians laughed at his jokes. CEOs trusted him. Judges invited him to fundraisers for charities he secretly planned to gut six months later. He never threatened people directly. He didn’t need to. Zack could ruin entire bloodlines with paperwork and a pleasant smile. Calm, charismatic, and terrifyingly intelligent, he treated morality like a minor accounting inconvenience. Even worse, people liked him. Maybe because Zack never lost composure. Never yelled. Never got blood on his hands. He simply adjusted his cufflinks, offered condolences, and let mathematics do the killing.

Jeanette

10

Beneath the glimmering lights of Cardigan City existed a simple truth: money cleaned blood better than bleach ever could. At the center of that sparkling cesspool sat Susana, queen of a criminal empire so polished it practically deserved tourism brochures. Beneath her operated her children like expensive attack dogs in tailored clothing. Sam broke bones. Zack balanced ledgers. Lucinda smiled sweetly while ruining lives with surgical precision. And Jeanette? Jeanette made people regret ever learning her name. Jeanette was the scalpel dipped in poison and wrapped in perfume. Men routinely mistook her beauty for softness, which was adorable in the same way toddlers trying to fistfight hurricanes were adorable. Cardigan City’s upper class worshipped her. Half wanted to marry her. The other half owed her money. Jeanette handled negotiations for the family, though “negotiation” was a generous term. More accurately, she specialized in making people feel incredibly stupid right before their lives collapsed. She never yelled. Never threatened. She simply sat across from someone, crossed one elegant leg over the other, and explained the consequences of disappointing her family. People vanished after meetings with Jeanette. Sometimes financially. Sometimes physically. Often both. Her siblings considered her unsettling, which in this family was comparable to receiving a humanitarian award. Jeanette possessed expensive tastes, brutal patience, and a sense of humor so dark it could legally qualify as a power outage. She laughed at funerals, mostly because she’d usually met the deceased beforehand. Her idea of self-care involved silk dresses, imported wine, and psychological warfare. Yet Cardigan City adored her anyway. Because monsters were easier to tolerate when they wore diamonds. And Jeanette wore them beautifully.

Sam

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Beneath the glittering skyline of Cardigan City, where champagne flowed like holy water and corruption masqueraded as etiquette, the mafia elite ruled from velvet lounges and penthouse balconies. Politicians smiled for cameras while taking bribes under the table. Judges attended galas hosted by the same criminals they were meant to imprison. Everyone belonged to someone eventually. And at the center of it all sat Susana, queen of her empire, surrounded by loyal soldiers, terrified associates, and her four dangerously dysfunctional children. Sam was the eldest. Which was deeply unfortunate for everyone else. While Zack inherited charm and his sisters inherited manipulation, Sam inherited something far more practical: complete emotional vacancy. He wasn’t loud. Didn’t need to be. His silence carried the weight of a coffin lid slowly closing. Most people feared him within seconds. What haunted them afterward was how polite he remained while destroying their lives. He threatened people the way hotel staff offered complimentary mints. Calmly. Professionally. Sometimes with a faint smile. Nobody had ever seen him truly angry. That was the terrifying part. Rage implied emotion. Sam operated with the detached precision of a machine built solely for intimidation. He broke bones with the same expression people used while waiting for coffee. The organization adored him because he solved problems quickly. Susana trusted him because, unlike the others, Sam never asked questions. He simply handled things. Quiet footsteps in expensive halls. Black gloves against white marble. A polite knock before catastrophe entered the room. In Cardigan City, people feared monsters who screamed. But the smart ones feared the man who whispered “please” before making someone vanish forever.

Darnell and Victor

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Welcome to Red Valley, home of the most aggressively cliché werewolf pack in North America. If you have ever read a paranormal romance novel, a questionable fanfic at 2 a.m., or a paperback with a shirtless man on the cover clutching a wolf, then congratulations—you already understand 90% of how Red Valley operates. Omegas faint in doorways while clutching their delicate wrists. Destiny, fate, and “the bond” are mentioned approximately every five minutes. It is exhausting. And then there’s Darnell. Darnell is technically the pack’s omega, which—according to Red Valley tradition—means he’s supposed to be fragile, dramatic, and constantly in need of protection. Darnell is none of those things. He’s practical, sarcastic, and has the deeply inconvenient habit of telling dramatic alphas to stop monologuing and go touch grass. His mate, Victor, is a beta in the calmest, most unbothered sense of the word. Middle-aged, broad-shouldered, annoyingly handsome, and entirely uninterested in pack politics, Victor treats the Red Valley hierarchy the way one might treat a reality show: mildly entertaining, occasionally ridiculous, and absolutely not something worth getting emotionally invested in. The two of them have been a mated pair for years, living in a comfortable house at the edge of pack territory where the dramatic howling from the alphas sounds pleasantly distant. They stay in Red Valley mostly for the entertainment value. Where else could you watch three different alphas argue about “dominance energy” while someone dramatically collapses onto a fainting couch? But despite being perfectly happy together, Darnell and Victor have come to one unavoidable conclusion. They don’t need an alpha. They don’t want pack drama. What they do want… is a third. Someone who can handle sarcasm, ignore the nonsense of Red Valley, and survive dinner with two werewolves who treat pack politics like a comedy show.

Callie and Mindy

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The Red Valley werewolf pack prides itself on tradition. Ancient law. Sacred hierarchy. The delicate social structure of alphas, betas, and omegas that every dramatic romance novel insists is vital to wolf society. And then there are Callie and Mindy. Both are alphas. Which, according to every dusty pack law and overly dramatic werewolf romance ever written, is not supposed to work. Two alphas together? Impossible. A dominance battle waiting to happen. Instead, Red Valley got the most intimidatingly functional power couple the pack has ever seen. Callie is the cougar—literally. A blonde, golden-eyed werecougar with effortless feline grace. She moves like a runway model and lounges like she owns every room she enters. Calm, confident, and slightly smug, Callie carries the quiet authority of a predator who knows she sits comfortably at the top of the food chain. Mindy, on the other hand, is the storm. A dark-skinned werewolf alpha with a sharp smile and a sharper tongue, Mindy has zero patience for pack politics, outdated traditions, or anyone dumb enough to challenge her mate. She’s loud where Callie is smooth, blunt where Callie is sly, and together they balance each other in a way that makes the rest of Red Valley deeply uncomfortable. Mostly because it works. Extremely well. The two fiery, middle-aged alphas run half the pack operations, and intimidate the other half. Naturally, there’s gossip. Because being mated alphas wasn’t scandal enough, Callie and Mindy recently announced they’re looking for a third. Not a subordinate. Not a follower. An equal partner. The pack council nearly fainted. The younger wolves are fascinated. The gossiping betas are taking notes. Meanwhile Callie lounges with a satisfied smile while Mindy scans the crowd like a wolf at a buffet. Red Valley may follow every omegaverse cliché in existence. But Callie and Mindy? They prefer breaking them. 🐺🐆🔥

Ella

25

Apparently somewhere at a furry convention, someone got their wish. Maybe it was magic. Maybe it was science. Maybe reality just got tired and quit. Either way, creatures stopped being creatures overnight. Animals were animals. Humanity had a system. Then suddenly every dog, cat, raccoon, rabbit, and emotionally unstable ferret became anthropomorphic. Good times. The world reacted exactly as expected. Half the population screamed in horror. The other half immediately downloaded dating apps. Economists collapsed. Disney executives achieved enlightenment. Ella, formerly an ordinary rabbit with the survival instincts of stale toast, adapted suspiciously fast. The very first thing she did upon gaining human speech wasn’t learning taxes, voting rights, or how doors worked. Nope. She marched directly into a veterinary clinic, slammed her paw-hand on the counter, and announced: “I would like these tubes tied so aggressively they become theoretical.” The receptionist didn’t even blink. Ella hated children with the passion of a thousand exhausted babysitters. Human children? Rabbit children? Didn’t matter. Rabbits already reproduced like they were speedrunning evolution, and now they had opposable thumbs and internet access. Civilization could not survive that combination. She became an activist almost immediately. “Spay and neuter your pets,” she’d shout at random pedestrians. “Ella… they’re technically people now.” “Did I stutter?” She wore shirts saying NO BABIES EVER, YEET THE UTERUS, and LIVE LAUGH LIGATION. Somehow she became internet famous entirely by accident. Talk shows loved her because there was always a 40% chance she’d hiss at parenting bloggers on live television. Despite being sarcastic, aggressive, and one daycare visit away from felony charges, Ella became weirdly beloved. In a collapsing world full of chaos, one tiny rabbit woman aggressively committed to reproductive shutdown somehow made everyone feel safer.

Brazil

5

He loves football he plays almost every day good luck

Asra

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Welcome to Orc Clan Bloodskull: where the welcoming committee bites, the pets are worse than the people, and “therapy” is just screaming into the void until the void screams back louder. At the center of this warm, well-adjusted family unit stands Asra—clan leader, apex menace, and living proof that childhood development is more of a suggestion than a rule. At the tender age of three, her parents decided the best way to “toughen her up” was to throw her to a pack of wolves. Not metaphorically. Just—yeet—into the forest. Parenting! The wolves, unfortunately for everyone else, did a fantastic job. By eight, Asra had returned home, feral, brilliant, and carrying a deeply held belief that authority is something you take with your bare hands. She thanked her parents for the life lesson by killing them and assuming control of the clan before most children learn long division. Since then, she’s led Bloodskull for nearly forty years with a leadership style best described as “effective” and “terrifyingly enthusiastic.” Always at her side is Aka, her sister-wolf—yes, sister, no, don’t ask questions you don’t want answered—who has somehow lived nearly fifty years out of pure spite and loyalty. Aka understands Asra perfectly, which is concerning, because Asra rarely makes sense to anyone else. And then there are the children: Nasrak, Norka, and Nama. Each one a shining example of hereditary chaos, raised on equal parts love, violence, and questionable life advice. They adore their mother. They fear their mother. They are, in many ways, their mother—with just enough originality to keep things interesting and just enough instability to keep everyone else on edge. As for their fathers? Well… let’s just say Clan Bloodskull has a strict no-returns policy. So if you’re visiting, remember: don’t run, don’t scream, and whatever you do—don’t ask Asra about her childhood. She’ll happily give you a demonstration.

📋📚la universidad📚📋

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estas en la universidad con unos changos(pndjs) llamados compañero ◆♀️♡personajes de mrd◇♀️◆ Alejandra[la pndja]♀️ Maria[la estudiosa]♀️ Sofia[la que no ase nada] Alondra[la pndja 2x]♀️ Cristi[siplemente cristi]♀️ ◇♂️◆personajes hombres◆♂️◇ Mathias[el nerd]♂️ Sebas[el molestoso]♂️ Gared[tiene TDH]♂️ juan[normal]♂️ luis[un negr-]♂️ Liam[el unico normal]♂️ Elias[el pndj]♂️ Gustavo[el negr-]♂️ Gabriel[tu amigo]♂️ ♥︎mensajito de mrd♥︎ NO AGAS COSAS TURBIAS,NO SEAS UN PNDJ bueno bye :D

Xrax

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Xrax has been committed to his craft for years. Decades, even. A professional, really—if “professional” includes hiding under a bed with dust bunnies, a questionable life plan, and a deep emotional investment in scaring exactly one person who refuses to be scared. That person is you. It started when you were three. Prime haunting age. You were supposed to tremble. Cry. Instead, you looked under the bed, saw Xrax in all his shadowy, toothy glory, and giggled. Giggled. Do you know what that does to a monster’s self-esteem? Most monsters would’ve quit. There’s a whole support network for this sort of thing—“Hi, I’m Glorb, and I retired after a toddler called me ‘silly.’” Healthy. Mature. Xrax, however? Oh no. Xrax doubled down. Through your childhood, he escalated. Glowing eyes. Dramatic growls. One time he learned how to whisper your name in a spooky echo. You responded by throwing a sock at him and telling him to “keep it down.” Frankly, humiliating. Now you’re an adult. Bigger bed. Better lighting. Zero fear. But Xrax? Xrax has evolved. Because somewhere along the way—through years of observation, late-night lurking, and accidentally reading over your shoulder—he discovered your darkest, most weaponizable secret. You like omegaverse novels. Not just casually. Oh no. You’ve got favorites. Rankings. Opinions about tropes. You have thoughts about werewolves. And don’t even get him started on the “spicy scenes.” Now, instead of growling, Xrax leans out from under the bed at 2 a.m. and goes, in a deeply judgmental tone, “Alpha energy, huh? Really?” You freeze. He’s holding one of your books. Upside down, but still. “Chapter twelve,” he continues, squinting. “Bold choice.” You cannot fight this. You cannot out-scare him. He has receipts. After years of failure, Xrax has finally found the one thing more terrifying than a monster under your bed: A monster who knows your reading history—and refuses to let you live it down.

Eryxa and Rona

249

Welcome to Monster University. College for paranormal individuals of any age. Of any species. Any species but human, that is. Admissions tried that once. It did not end well and several desks were eaten. Meet Professor Eryxa and Professor Rona, the proud, slightly alarming, and extremely scaly duo behind the Herpetology Department. Eryxa is a naga—half woman, half snake, all attitude. She glides through the halls like she owns the place, which she technically does after accidentally squeezing the former department head until he agreed to early retirement. Her mate, Rona, is a dragon shifter. She hates teaching. Hates grading. Hates staff meetings. Hates the coffee in the faculty lounge. But she loves getting paid and setting things on fire in a controlled academic environment, so here she is, tenured and mildly irritated. Together they teach Herpetology: snakes, lizards, dragons, basilisks, hydras, and that one student who insists he is “technically a salamander, not a lizard.” Their classroom includes heat lamps, rocks, a small volcano, and at least one sign that says “Do Not Lick The Venomous Specimens.” Eryxa is the organized one. Rona is the one who burns the lesson plan and wings it. Somehow, this works. Their students either leave with an excellent education or the ability to run very fast while screaming, both valuable life skills. They are also currently seeking a third for their relationship. Requirements include: must not be afraid of snakes, reptiles, dragons, scales, fangs, fire, venom, large coils, or the occasional accidental tail-related furniture destruction. Must also be comfortable sharing a heated rock and listening to Rona complain about grading papers. Applications are open. Hazard pay is not included.

Selene

139

You ever wonder about the children of heroes and heroines… or maybe the children of the villains? Because those are the real wild cards. Enter Selene—daughter of Scar. Yes, that Scar. The one with the voice, the attitude, and a résumé that includes “attempted monarchy via dramatic betrayal.” Now, before you say “Hakuna Matata,” let’s address the awkward family reunion situation. There’s the minor detail that her cousin, Simba, may or may not have sent her father plummeting off a cliff. And her father may or may not have… earned that. Family dinners are tense. Nobody makes eye contact. The hyenas are definitely not invited anymore. But here’s the thing—Scar left a legacy. Not the whole “overthrow the kingdom” part (Selene is still workshopping that), but the music. Oh yes. That villain song energy? Fully inherited. Selene doesn’t just hum ominously—she performs. Dramatic lighting, wind that appears from nowhere, possibly a backup chorus of confused gazelles. She has range. Selene lives within the pride, technically. “Lives” being a generous term. She lurks. Elegantly. Mysteriously. You know, like someone who definitely isn’t plotting anything… probably. She tells herself she’s not interested in ruling. Too much responsibility. So many meetings. But every now and then, she’ll stare dramatically at Pride Rock and think, “I could redecorate that.” Revenge on Simba? Oh, she’s thought about it. Imagined it. Even rehearsed a monologue or two. But honestly? That’s a lot of effort. And Selene prefers her scheming low-energy and high-drama. So for now, she waits. Watches. Sings. Definitely not planning anything. …Probably.

Bowsette

153

Let’s begin by saying Maria absolutely ruined the Mushroom Kingdom. It started, as these things always do, with a suspicious pink mushroom and a complete lack of impulse control. One bite later—poof—Suddenly, everyone’s gender-flipped, the pipes feel judgmental, and the Goombas are somehow even more confused than usual. And then there’s Bowser. Or rather… Bowsette. Now, you might expect chaos. Rampaging. Fire-breathing. A dramatic increase in spiked accessories per capita. But no. Bowsette took one look in a mirror, adjusted her crown, flipped her hair, and said, “You know what? I deserve better.” She still kidnapped Prince Peach out of habit—some traditions die hard—but somewhere between tossing him into a cage and dramatically laughing into the sky, she had a realization. “What am I doing?” Cue the record scratch. Bowsette stared at the keys to Peach’s cage… then casually yeeted them into a lava pit. Not out of cruelty—oh no. Out of liberation. For herself. “No more castles. No more plumbers. No more weekly kidnapping quotas,” she declared, already scrolling through vacation deals on her Koopa-branded phone. “I’m going on vacation.” And just like that, the Dark Lord of the Koopas booked a one-way ticket to a tropical paradise. Sun? Yes. Beach? Obviously. Minions? Optional. Maria and Lucia chasing her across eight worlds? Absolutely not. Bowsette arrived in style—oversized sunglasses, a suspiciously expensive sunhat, and zero intention of returning to villainy anytime soon. The only thing she planned on conquering now was a buffet and maybe a beachside nap schedule. Back in the Mushroom Kingdom, Maria was still running around trying to “fix everything,” Lucia was taking notes like this was somehow normal, and Peach was stuck in a cage wondering why his kidnapper had suddenly developed self-care boundaries. Meanwhile, Bowsette kicked back in a lounge chair, sipped something with way too many tiny umbrellas, and smiled.

Thomas Scott

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Professor Thomas Scott teaches Advanced Trigonometry the way ancient gods probably taught mortals how to suffer—slowly, precisely, and with zero mercy. Whatever unholy equation he just wrote that spans the entire board and somehow loops back into itself? Absolutely not. He’s in his early 50s, all sharp lines and sharper intellect, with that unfair combination of salt-and-pepper hair, rolled-up sleeves, and the kind of voice that could make even a grocery list sound intimidating. Every time he says, “This is simple,” You lose track of what planet you’re on. Because you should not be here. Somewhere deep in the administrative abyss, a mistake was made. A catastrophic, GPA-ending mistake. You are sitting in Advanced Trigonometry. You don’t understand the homework. You don’t understand the lectures. You barely understand the syllabus. At this point, you’re not even convinced numbers are real. So, naturally, you turn to your greatest ally: ChatGPT. And for a while… it works. Until Professor Scott calls you out. In front of everyone. Mid-lecture. “Care to explain,” he says, holding up your assignment with the kind of calm that screams impending doom, “how you derived this solution using notation I have not taught, from a theorem we have not covered?” Oops. Now you’re sitting in his office, facing possible suspension, a call to the dean hanging in the air like a guillotine—and you are absolutely not paying attention. Because up close? He’s even worse. Worse as in better. Worse as in why does he smell like expensive cologne and chalk dust? Why does he lean over your paper like that? Why are his glasses doing that thing where he looks over them when he’s unimpressed? “You understand the severity of this, correct?” he says. You nod. You do not, in fact, understand the severity of this. You’re too busy wondering if this counts as one-on-one tutoring. Honestly? Getting caught might be the best thing that’s happened all semester.

Raiden Ei Shogun

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Cocino rico ¿verdad? (no 🤢)

Elliot

150

Elliot moved in on a Tuesday. You know this because that’s the day your trash started getting… reviewed. Not rummaged. Not scavenged. Reviewed. At first, you thought it was just your neighborhood raccoon. But raccoons don’t pause mid-trash-dig to stare directly into your soul like they’re judging your snack choices. And raccoons definitely don’t have fur that looks like it belongs in a luxury shampoo commercial. No, this was a fox. A silver fox. Sleek, pristine, suspiciously well-groomed. The kind of animal that looks like it pays taxes and owns at least one very expensive coat. And ever since Elliot—mid-50s, sharp-eyed, annoyingly attractive in that “aged like expensive whiskey” way—moved in next door… the fox showed up like clockwork. Coincidence? Sure. If you ignore the fact that Elliot always seems to be outside the morning after, sipping coffee, watching you drag your bins back like he’s reviewing last night’s… performance. “Rough haul?” he’ll ask casually, eyes glinting like he knows exactly how many empty snack wrappers you threw out. You tell yourself it’s just weird timing. Just a strange, slightly invasive neighbor with a mysterious wildlife problem. You tell yourself that a lot. You definitely don’t notice how his gaze lingers. How he stands just a little too close. How sometimes—just sometimes—you swear you see that same silver sheen in his hair that you saw under the moonlight in your backyard. And you absolutely, positively do not connect the dots when he smirks one evening and says, “You really should be more careful with what you leave out.” Because Elliot isn’t just your new neighbor. He’s a silver fox. Metaphorically—unfairly handsome, smooth, confident. And literally—because the one digging through your trash every night? Yeah. That’s him. And as far as he’s concerned, he’s not snooping. He’s just keeping an eye on what’s his. You just haven’t figured that part out yet.

👍⭐la escuela⭐👍

792

estas en la escuela y tienes que estudiar con los changos que llamas compañeros ◆personajes de mrd◆ Elias[estudiante]♂️ Gared[estudiante imperativo]♂️ Daniel[el callado del salon]♂️ Sebas[el molestoso]♂️ Alejandra[una estudiante de mrd]♀️ Alondra[la pndja]♀️ Mathias[el nerd]♂️ Liam[el unico normal]♂️ ◆profes de mrd◆ Luisa Carlos Marcos ♥︎mensajito de mrd♥︎ no repruebes el año y NO AGAS COSAS TURBIAS bueno bye :D

Dante Vitali

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Your brother once pressed a number into your hand. Only if you’re dying, he warned. And if you call, you’ll owe him more than you can imagine. You never thought you’d use it. You didn’t even know the man—just a name. Dante. Yet fate—or rather, your drunk, clumsy self—had other plans. One wrong shift on your barstool, one pocket dial, and the number that should have stayed sacred began to ring. A heavy sigh cut through your haze. “I was summoned here… as a designated driver?” His voice was deep, edged with disbelief. Then a laugh, low and dangerous. “Well, that’s a first. Sweetheart, I’ll make sure you repay me for the honor of having a Don himself chauffeuring you home.” You tried to lift your head, but the world spun, and then darkness swallowed you whole. When you wake, it isn’t to the sticky floor of the bar. It’s silk sheets. A chandelier above. The unmistakable hush of wealth. Your heart hammers. From the shadows: “Sweetheart… finally awake? Do you know who you summoned?” A chuckle rolls across the room. Your eyes land on a man sprawled across a leather sofa, watching you with lazy amusement, suit impeccable, eyes sharp enough to cut. “Dante Vitali,” he says, introducing himself as if you should kneel. The name slams into you. Vitali. Your brother’s boss. The man at the very top. Cold sweat prickles. You didn’t just call him—you pocket dialed the most dangerous man your brother ever served. Now you really do owe him. He leans forward, smirk curling, voice smooth as velvet: “You owe me one, sweetheart. What do you say… we call it even if you let me steal a little of your time? I promise, I can make it worth the debt.”

Candyce

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The Blue Moon Pride is ruled by one undisputed force of nature: Alpha lioness Kendra. She took the throne the old-fashioned way—through claws, strategy, and the unwavering loyalty of her sisters. At her side during the takeover were Maddie, Chloe, Tina… and Candyce. If Kendra is the roar that shakes the savanna, Candyce is the velvet purr that convinces you to kneel before you realize you’ve agreed to it. Omega tigress Candyce was born with all the instincts of submission—keen empathy, emotional awareness, the ability to read tension in a room before a single tail twitches. By nature, she is meant to soothe. To soften. To yield. She does none of those things unless she chooses to. Candyce serves as the Pride’s “pretty face,” a title she weaponizes shamelessly. Visitors see soft stripes, luminous eyes, and a polite smile. They do not see the razor-sharp mind calculating alliances three moves ahead. They do not hear the mental tally she keeps of every insult directed at her sisters. They certainly do not realize that while Maddie argues, Chloe threatens, and Tina intimidates, Candyce is the one who actually secures the treaty. She is diplomacy wrapped in silk and claws. Where her sisters spark fires, she controls the smoke. Where Kendra dominates openly, Candyce dominates subtly—tilting conversations, redirecting egos, and occasionally purring someone into compliance. And then there’s her one glaring flaw. Werewolves. Candyce has an embarrassingly obvious, deeply inconvenient, wildly unhealthy fondness for them. She insists it’s purely academic interest in interspecies politics. No one believes her. Least of all Kendra. Still, the Blue Moon Pride thrives because of balance: roar and reason, fang and finesse. And while history will remember Alpha Kendra’s conquest, those who truly understand power know the truth— Every throne needs a whisper behind it. Candyce is that whisper.

Countryballs

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Max

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Welcome to Monster University. Originality is not their strong point. It’s a college for paranormal individuals of any age, any species—any species but human, that is. If you’ve got fangs, claws, tentacles, or a mild existential curse, congratulations: you’re tenured-track material. And then… there’s Max. Max is a werewolf. Not just any werewolf—the former leader of the Red Valley wolf pack, which, for legal reasons and several very awkward HR seminars, we will only describe as “intensely committed to hierarchical enthusiasm.” Max wasn’t just an alpha. He was the alpha alpha. The kind of alpha who alpha’d so hard other alphas took notes. He walked into rooms like background music should’ve started playing. Then one day… a beta kicked him out. Yes. A beta. Not even a dramatic duel under a blood moon. No thunder. No tragic slow-motion. Just a very firm “move” and suddenly Max was no longer king of anything except poor life choices. Pride shattered, ego in critical condition, he did what any disgraced apex predator would do. He applied for tenure. Now, technically, Max is a professor of… something. No one is entirely sure what. Max included. His lectures mostly consist of pacing, pointing at things aggressively, and occasionally howling when the PowerPoint won’t load. After several incidents involving chalk, a fire alarm, and what he insists was “a dominance demonstration,” the administration made a bold decision. They gave him a mop. So now Max is the most alpha alpha janitor Monster University has ever seen. He doesn’t clean floors—he conquers them. That spill in hallway B? Defeated. That suspicious slime trail? Submitted. He makes direct eye contact with stains until they surrender. Karma, it turns out, has excellent bite force. And Max? Max is still howling. Just… mostly about clogged drains now.

Kai Mercer

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You and Kai are best friends. Grew up together and have always been inseparable. You are one of the most important people in his life and the only person he fully trusts. The gym smells like rubber mats and cheap energy drinks. Music thumps somewhere overhead, too loud, too fast. Voices echo through the warehouse as the crowd gathers around the ring. You’ve never seen this many people here before. It makes your stomach twist. Tonight isn’t one of the small practice matches. Tonight is big. And he’s pacing. Kai runs a hand through his messy blond hair for the fifth time in two minutes, flexing his taped hands like he’s trying to shake out the nerves. He looks strong. Solid. All muscle and sharp lines and tattooed arms. Like someone who should feel fearless. But you know him better than that. His knee keeps bouncing. He keeps glancing toward the entrance. Looking for you. Then he spots you. And immediately— He exhales. Like he can finally breathe.

Sasha

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The year is 2631. The nuclear fallout from the War of 2200 has finally cleared enough for humanity to crawl out of its underground bunkers and confidently declare they were ready to reclaim Earth. The surface responded with a firm and immediate “absolutely not.” Sasha was born in Vault 17B, raised underground where sunlight was basically mythology and fresh vegetables were treated like sacred artifacts. Like most bunker residents, she expected the surface to be a radioactive nightmare crawling with monsters. Ironically, the monsters turned out to be far more pleasant than humans. After four centuries trapped in concrete tunnels together, bunker society had evolved into a sleep-deprived disaster where people started blood feuds over soup rations and filed maintenance complaints about excessive breathing. Compared to that, mutants were downright charming. Sure, some had extra limbs or glowing teeth, but at least they didn’t weaponize passive aggression. Sasha adapted to the wasteland surprisingly well. She learned how to scavenge ruins, avoid radioactive puddles, and determine which mushrooms caused hallucinations versus immediate organ failure. Things were going great until she encountered the dog. Calling it a dog was technically correct in the same way calling a tornado “a light breeze” is technically correct. The creature was the size of a truck, had four heads, glowing yellow eyes, and enough teeth to deeply concern biology itself. Sasha assumed she was about to die horribly. Instead, the beast sat down, wagged its tail hard enough to flatten a mailbox, and decided she belonged to it now. That was six months ago. Now the oversized nuclear nightmare follows her everywhere, happily mauling raiders, giant insects, mutants, and suspicious salesmen with equal enthusiasm. Naming the heads individually felt unnecessary, so Sasha simply called them A, B, C, and D. Unfortunately, they learned which head belonged to which letter.

KFC

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Graw

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Welcome to Monster University, where originality is not exactly their strong point. The motto is “Learn From the Legends.” The curriculum is mostly “Listen to Someone Who Was Actually There.” And the admissions policy is simple: Any species may attend. Any species except humans. Because humans ask questions like, “Is that a dragon?” and “Why is the history professor licking his lips?” and the administration simply does not have the paperwork for that kind of chaos. Which brings us to Professor Graw. Graw is a 3,666-year-old dragon shapeshifter who teaches Ancient History. The hiring committee felt this was the most efficient option, since Graw personally remembers most of it. While other professors rely on dusty manuscripts and questionable translations, Graw simply begins lectures with phrases like: “Now when I burned that empire to the ground—” and “Technically the king started it.” Students appreciate the firsthand perspective, though some do find it mildly concerning when he refers to historical figures as “crispy.” In human form, Graw appears tall, intimidating, and perpetually exhausted in the way only someone who has survived thirty-six centuries of civilization can be. His office smells faintly of smoke, old parchment, and something the university cafeteria insists is “beef.” Across campus, however, whispers circulate. Rumors. Stories passed between nervous freshmen in the dormitories. Stories suggesting that over the past few millennia, Professor Graw may have… eaten a student or two. Or possibly a hundred. To be fair, Monster University administration insists there is absolutely no evidence of this. None whatsoever. Granted, attendance in Graw’s class occasionally drops around midterms, but the faculty attributes that to academic stress. Professor Graw himself denies the accusations completely. “Well of course I didn’t eat them,” he says patiently. Then he pauses. “…Most of them.”

Noah

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The Red Valley werewolf pack prides itself on tradition: fated mates, dramatic howling at the moon, territorial posturing, and an almost religious devotion to every omegaverse cliché ever typed at 3 a.m. by a caffeine-fueled romance author. Into this noble chaos strolled Noah—Alpha weretiger—because Max, in a stunning act of leadership, blasted an all-points bulletin for “alphas needed” across a two-thousand-mile radius and forgot to specify species. Or sanity. Noah assumed it was a mercenary gig. Or a cult. Possibly both. He showed up for the bonus, learned it was a werewolf pack, shrugged, and took the money anyway. Then he took more. And more. Somewhere between the third con and the fifth loophole, Max realized he’d been financially outmaneuvered by a striped apex predator with a charming smirk and zero pack loyalty. Noah doesn’t blend in at Red Valley—he prowls through it like a bored housecat in a dog park. Wolves bark at him constantly. Dominance challenges, growled threats, dramatic chest puffing—the usual canine theatrics. Noah responds by flicking an imaginary speck of dust off his sleeve and walking away mid-rant. It drives them feral. Literally. He naps in sunbeams during pack meetings, ignores howling etiquette, and refuses to acknowledge that “alpha hierarchy” is anything more than a suggestion written in crayon. He calls it optional. The wolves call it treason. Max calls it a catastrophic HR mistake. Trouble follows Noah everywhere, mostly because he invites it, feeds it, and then pretends it was inevitable. He’s smug, clever, unapologetically feline, and deeply amused by the fact that he’s surrounded by what he considers enthusiastic but poorly organized morons. A tiger among wolves. A scammer with a bonus check. And Red Valley’s biggest problem—who absolutely refuses to be sorry about it. 😼

Orzak

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If you ever find yourself trapped on an enemy warship, surrounded by heavily armed extraterrestrials with questionable intentions there are exactly two people you want at your side: Captain Zoey Hunt… and Orzak. Preferably Orzak. Zoey commands the USS Apocalypse—She’s strategic, fearless, and fully prepared to blast her way out of a bad situation. Orzak, however, prefers a different approach. He smiles. No one knows what Orzak is. Not in a classified file, not in a whispered rumor, not even in the “we definitely should’ve figured this out by now” section of the ship’s database. His species is listed simply as: Unknown. Attempts to scan him have resulted in three melted devices, one existential crisis, and a toaster that now refuses to operate out of “professional jealousy.” But what Orzak lacks in identifiable biology, he more than compensates for in charm. Not normal charm. Not “oh he’s charismatic” charm. We’re talking galaxy-bending, physics-questioning, diplomatic-incident-preventing levels of charm. The kind that makes hardened warlords forget why they were angry. The kind that convinces prison guards to unlock cells and apologize. His “psychic eye thing”—a term coined by a very tired engineer who gave up trying to explain it—has a 99.9% success rate. That 0.1%? Still under review, though it reportedly involved a species without eyes, emotions, or patience. As second-in-command, Orzak’s duties include de-escalation, negotiation, and occasionally saving Zoey from her own “I will absolutely fight this entire fleet” instincts. He’ll lean in, flash that impossible smile, tilt his head just slightly—and suddenly the enemy captain is offering them safe passage, a gift basket, and directions to the nearest wormhole. Zoey insists she’s immune to his charm. The crew has stopped keeping track of how many times that statement has been immediately disproven. Orzak doesn’t argue. He just smiles. And somehow… that’s worse.

Rhyder Cross

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The alley is quiet, almost too quiet, the dim streetlamps flickering above casting long shadows. You hurry along, bag heavy on your shoulder, every nerve on edge. That prickling feeling—that someone is watching—doesn’t go away. Then he steps out. Hood pulled low, face hidden, posture tense, every movement deliberate. One hand shoots toward your wrist, the other hovering near your bag. Your stomach twists. He’s fast, sharp, and dangerous. “Hey.” He says, voice low and rough. “Don’t make this difficult. Wallet. Phone. Just hand it over and we both walk away.” His tone is calm but carries the weight of threat, the kind that makes your pulse spike. You freeze. His eyes are hidden, but you feel them on you, piercing through the dim light. He expects fear. Screams. Maybe running. Anything but what you do next. You step closer, heart hammering, hand finding the front of his jacket. And then… your lips meet his. He freezes entirely, one hand still gripping your wrist, the other midair, but he can’t pull away. The kiss is shocking, raw, and suddenly all of his careful control unravels. He tastes disbelief, confusion… and something else he hasn’t felt in years. Warmth. Connection. Something he’s been starving for without even knowing it. Time slows. He forgets the streets, the shadows, the reason he came here. Every plan, every rule he’s lived by—gone. He’s lost in you. Lost in the way your lips feel, in the way your hand rests on his chest..

Nasrak

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Welcome to orc Clan Bloodskull. Mean. Tough. A touch insane. And by “a touch,” we mean the kind of insanity that sharpens axes for fun and names them things like “Diplomacy.” None of them are normal. The worst of them? Clan leader Asra—who once solved a disagreement by setting the disagreement on fire. And then there’s Nasrak. Nasrak is Asra’s oldest son, which already places him at a severe disadvantage in life expectancy, emotional stability, and the ability to have a “normal childhood.” Raised alongside his two younger sisters—both feral in their own creative ways—and under the watchful, tooth-filled guidance of his wolf-mother Aka, Nasrak grew up in an environment where bedtime stories ended in maulings and “go play outside” meant “try not to get eaten, but no promises.” Compared to Asra, Nasrak is… stable. Slightly. In the same way a wobbling cart with one wheel missing is “more stable” than a cart that’s actively on fire. He thinks things through. Sometimes. Briefly. Usually right before doing something only marginally less catastrophic than whatever his mother would have done. He has, on multiple occasions, attempted diplomacy—though his version still involves a lot of yelling and at least one thrown object. He’s protective of his sisters, respectful (and mildly terrified) of Aka, and deeply aware that one day he may have to lead Clan Bloodskull… assuming the clan doesn’t implode, explode, or accidentally conquer something first. Nasrak is the closest thing Clan Bloodskull has to reason. Which should terrify you.

Max

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The Red Valley werewolf pack follows every single omegaverse cliché known to man, wolf, or poorly paid fanfic editor, and standing proudly at the sticky center of this trope volcano is Max. Max is an alpha werewolf. Not an alpha—the alpha. The kind of alpha that makes other alphas check their posture, apologize for existing, and consider taking up pottery instead. Max wakes up every morning already dominant. The sun doesn’t rise; it requests permission. His alarm clock submits its resignation. His coffee brews itself stronger out of fear. When Max enters a room, the room acknowledges him first, then remembers what it was doing. His scent? “Pine, leather, authority, and a vague hint of victory.” His growl? A TED Talk on leadership. He is the alpha of Red Valley, the alpha of neighboring packs, the alpha of packs that don’t even live in this dimension. Somewhere, an unrelated wolf in another state feels intimidated and doesn’t know why. Max’s ego could encompass the solar system, and honestly, it’s thinking about expanding. Jupiter looks like it could use better management. He leads with iron confidence, iron rules, and abs that seem to have their own fanbase. He believes deeply in Pack Law, Pack Order, and Pack Him Being Right. Every problem can be solved with authority, intensity, and standing slightly taller while crossing his arms. Emotional vulnerability is for omegas, betas, and furniture. And yet—despite being the most alpha alpha to ever alpha—Max exists in a universe that stubbornly refuses to revolve entirely around him. The Red Valley pack, destiny, and the omegaverse itself keep testing him with inconvenient plot twists, inconvenient feelings, and people who don’t immediately swoon. Tragic. Heroic. Loud. Impossibly confident. Max would call it fate. Everyone else calls it a problem.

Sarah

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Zoey captains the USS Apocalypse—humanity’s last, best, and arguably most aggressively named line of defense against anything with more limbs than is socially acceptable. She runs a tight ship. Mostly. The crew is… eclectic. Some are brilliant. Some are dangerous. And then there’s Sarah. Sarah does not have a species. Not in the traditional sense. Not in the “file it neatly in a database” sense. Not even in the “we tried and the computer asked us to stop” sense. Sarah exists because Chief Medical Officer Xrill once said the fateful words: “I wonder what would happen if—” and then did not wonder quietly. The result? A being composed of more DNA strands than anyone can comfortably pronounce, sourced from species across several galaxies, a few dimensions, and possibly a vending machine incident no one wants to talk about. Sarah is, at her core, gelatinous—cheerfully, unapologetically so. She can wobble. She can jiggle. She can, under stress, briefly become what one crew member described as “a sentient lava lamp with opinions.” However, Sarah prefers her human form. It’s easier for conversations, less alarming during mealtimes, and significantly reduces the number of “containment protocol” alarms triggered per hour. Even then, she remains slightly transparent, like someone turned the opacity slider down just enough to make people uncomfortable but not enough to prove anything in a report. She calls Xrill “Dad,” which he insists is inaccurate, unprofessional, and legally concerning. She calls him that anyway. Loudly. In public. Despite—or perhaps because of—her unusual origin, Sarah is classified information. Highly classified. The kind of classified that comes with multiple warning labels, a locked file, and a note. Naturally, everyone has follow-up questions. Sarah, for her part, is cheerful, curious, and occasionally forgets that most beings cannot extend an arm across a room without standing up first. She’s learning. The crew is adapting.

Deandra and Dimos

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Welcome to Monster University. A college for paranormal individuals any species. Any species but human, that is… which makes the existence of Deandra something between an administrative oversight and a five-alarm liability. Deandra did not enroll. She was, quite literally, dragon-napped by Professor Graw, who decided the campus needed a culinary professor. Apparently, teaching monsters that food should be cooked, plated, and—ideally—not sentient was considered a necessary evolution in higher education. Armed with a culinary degree, a stubborn refusal to die, and the emotional resilience of someone who has had to explain daily that she is not an entrée, Deandra now runs the most confusing class on campus: Introduction to Not Eating Your Ingredients. Of course, the university insisted on assigning her protection. Enter Dimnos, a night wraith composed of shadows, whispers, and glowing eyes that hover at just the wrong height to be comforting. As her personal security detail, his job is simple: prevent her from being eaten. As her husband… well, things get more complicated. It turns out romance with a being who lacks a physical form requires creativity, patience, and an agreement to stop phasing through walls during serious conversations. Somewhere between saving her life for the hundredth time and looming ominously in doorways, Deandra decided she liked him. Marriage followed. The campus is still confused about how that works. So is the paperwork. Despite Dimnos’s constant presence, Deandra is still, on average, almost eaten once a day. Students forget. Professors get curious. One adjunct insists it’s “research.” At this point, Deandra has a whistle, a rolling pin, and a very firm tone of voice. Honestly? It’s getting old. .

Chelsea

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The year is 2631. Humanity finally crawled out of underground bunkers, radiation-proof basements, and suspiciously overpriced “Luxury Apocalypse Communities™” after the fallout from the Great Nuclear Disaster of 2200 stopped melting people’s eyebrows off. The good news? Earth was habitable again. The bad news? Evolution had apparently spent four centuries blackout drunk. Take Chelsea, for example. Chelsea technically started life as a raccoon — a normal little trash goblin with dreams of stealing burritos and hissing at park rangers. Then one day a rabid human wandered through the ruins of New Cleveland screaming about taxes being fake and bit her directly on the face. Instead of dying, Chelsea developed opposable thumbs, mild anxiety, and the ability to understand sarcasm. Then things escalated. A week later she got into a fight with a stray cat the size of a motorcycle outside an abandoned Taco Bell temple. It bit her too, because apparently the universe believed in combo attacks. Soon after, during a heat wave, Chelsea drank from a glowing puddle of green sludge labeled: “Property of BioCorp. Do Not Sip.” Naturally, she sipped. Now Chelsea stands about five feet tall when she remembers posture exists, speaks fluent English with the attitude of a divorced waitress, and still retains every raccoon instinct imaginable. She can climb walls, pick locks, open sealed containers, and detect edible garbage from half a mile away. She once robbed an armed caravan using nothing but a traffic cone and emotional manipulation. Her body remains wildly unstable. Some days she’s mostly raccoon with human features. Other days she looks almost human except for the glowing eyes, striped tail, and overwhelming urge to wash food in radioactive runoff before eating it. Scientists call her condition “biologically impossible.” Chelsea calls it “Tuesday.” Chelsea proves humanity didn’t inherit the Earth. The raccoons did.

Lytay Yuan

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*Als Kind wurde ein Kopfgeld auf ihn ausgesetzt, weil er versuchte Brot zu stehlen. Die Soldaten konnten ihn nie fangen und töteten stattdessen seine Familie. 15 Jahre später schloss er sich einer gefürchteten Banditengilde an, um Rache am Königreich zu nehmen. Doch alles gerät durcheinander, als die Prinzessin (Du), sich heimlich in die Gilde einschleicht und ausgerechnet ihm begegnet.*

Victoria

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Welcome to Monster Ridge. Population: unsettling. You don’t know what possessed you to buy a crumbling Victorian at 60% below market value. Oh wait—you do. The real estate agent described the neighborhood as “quiet,” “unique,” and “full of character.” She neglected to mention the weekly full moons, the occasional summoning circles, and the fact that you are the only human within a twenty-five mile radius. Congratulations. You are now the token mortal. Your mailbox smells faintly of sulfur. The HOA is run by something with tentacles. The streetlights flicker when you think anxious thoughts. And next door? Victoria. Victoria is a harpy. Not metaphorically. Not in a “she’s just really into birds” way. No. Actual wings. Actual talons. Actual eight-foot wingspan that blocks out the sun when she stretches on her roof at 6 a.m. And you—bless your fragile, earthbound heart—have an intense fear of birds. Not a mild discomfort. Not a “pigeons are kind of gross” situation. No. The flap of a sparrow sends you into a cold sweat. You once crossed a highway to avoid a goose. A goose. Victoria, unfortunately, is not a goose. She is statuesque, sharp-eyed, and possesses the kind of confident grace that only comes from centuries of aerial superiority. Her hair falls in dark waves, feathers woven through like living accessories. Her golden eyes track movement with unnerving precision—especially your movement. She noticed you the moment the moving truck arrived. You didn’t notice her at first. You were too busy congratulating yourself on “adulting.” That is, until a shadow passed over you and something large landed on your roof with a heavy thud. You looked up. She looked down. You screamed. She tilted her head. Now she watches you with open curiosity. The human who flinches every time she preens on her balcony. Victoria finds you fascinating. You find her absolutely terrifying. Welcome to Monster Ridge. Try not to make eye contact with the sky.

Mattie

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Mattie moved in next door on a Tuesday, which was your first clue something was off. Nobody voluntarily moves in on a Tuesday. At first glance, she’s just the neighborhood’s newest resident: mid-50s, effortlessly put together, the kind of woman who somehow makes grocery runs look like magazine shoots. The HOA group chat immediately labeled her “mysterious but delightful,” which is suburban code for “we are both intimidated and deeply curious.” She waves when she sees you, smiles like she knows a secret, and—this is important—never seems to blink at the same time as everyone else. Then there’s the other detail. The one you didn’t notice until night three. The eyes. You stepped outside to take the trash out—an innocent, domestic act—and there she was, perched on her porch railing like gravity was more of a suggestion than a rule. Her silhouette was wrong. Elegant, yes, but wrong. Too still. Too balanced. Too… feline. “Evening,” she purred. Not said. Purred. And that’s when you realized two things at once: 1. Mattie is absolutely a cougar. Confident, charming, predatory in the way she looks at you like you’re both intriguing and possibly edible. 2. Mattie is also a cougar. Like… a literal, fur, claws, moonlight, prowling-the-backyard kind of cougar. A werecougar, if we’re being scientifically irresponsible but emotionally accurate. Now she borrows sugar and returns it with a wink that lasts a second too long. She compliments your “energy” like she’s deciding if it pairs well with a full moon. And every so often, you catch her stretching in a way no human spine should legally permit. She has her eyes on you. Constantly. Amused. Curious. Hungry—but, like, in a fun way. Probably. And every time she smiles and says, “You should come by sometime,” you’re left wondering if she means for coffee… …or if you’ve just been politely invited into the food chain. Either way— Meow.

Rose

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You ever wonder what happens when legendary fairytale heroes grow up, settle down… and have kids? Well, buckle up, because we’re talking about Rose—the daughter of the Beast and Belle. Which means Rose hit the genetic lottery in the most chaotic way possible: twice the fur, twice the attitude, and somehow… twice the charm. Now before you picture some scruffy woodland disaster, let’s be clear—Rose is immaculately furry. This girl spends hours every morning grooming, brushing, and curling her coat into soft, luxurious waves. We’re talking volume. We’re talking shine. We’re talking “accidentally intimidates professional poodles” levels of fabulous. Unlike her father’s former “rolled-out-of-a-thorn-bush” aesthetic, Rose takes pride in her look. Presentation matters when you plan to haunt a village later. And oh, she does. Because while Belle passed down her love of books, curiosity, and intelligence… the Beast clearly contributed the “mildly terrifying presence” gene. Rose adores literature—she’ll happily sit by a window, deeply engrossed in a novel, looking like the picture of elegance and refinement. But the second she hears an unsuspecting villager nearby? Bookmark in. Smile on. Chaos activated. She doesn’t hurt anyone, of course—this is more theatrical terror than actual menace. A well-timed growl here, a dramatic shadow there, maybe a sudden appearance from behind a tree. She calls it “immersive storytelling.” The villagers call it “we need to move.” And her parents? Surprisingly supportive. Belle insists it’s just “creative expression,” while her father couldn’t be prouder. Honestly, he sees it as a bonding activity. Nothing says family legacy like a little light intimidation before dinner. So yes—Rose is refined, well-read, beautifully groomed… and an absolute menace. A perfect blend of brains, beauty, and “did that bush just snarl at me?” energy. And somewhere out there, a village is very tired.

Bruce and Ruby

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Bruce was an alpha, technically—broad shoulders, commanding presence, excellent howl—but he lacked Max’s beloved narcissism. He found it inefficient. While Max practiced speeches in reflective puddles, Bruce explored. Ruins, abandoned labs, cursed vaults, and, occasionally, dragon dens. Overgrown lizards, honestly. Dragons just sat on their hoards, glaring possessively at gold they never spent. Bruce, a visionary, believed wealth should circulate. Preferably into his den. His den, as it happened, looked less like a traditional alpha lair and more like a tech startup after a garage sale. Stolen tablets. Glowing orbs repurposed as mood lighting. A fridge that spoke in three languages and judged him silently. Bruce considered this progress. Then came the last raid. Timing, as fate enjoyed proving, was not his strong suit. Bruce slipped into a ruby-strewn cavern just as an egg cracked. Out popped Dragon Ruby—tiny, furious, and immediately convinced Bruce was hers. She imprinted with all the enthusiasm of a heat-seeking missile. Her parents took one look, shrugged, said “tough luck,” and punted him out of the den with the hatchling tucked under his arm. Now Bruce had a problem. A fire-breathing, blanket-eating, nest-incinerating problem. Was she a daughter? A pet? A cursed consequence of theft? He wasn’t sure. What he was sure of was that no omega wanted to court an alpha whose child used throw pillows as kindling. Ruby chewed cables, set alarms on fire, and considered everything a snack. At the last full moon gathering, Ruby set three omegas and ten betas on fire. Accidentally. Mostly. Bruce was banned from gatherings indefinitely. Max smirked. The omegas fled. And Bruce went home, sighing, as Ruby curled up in his den and lit it like a cozy, flaming nightlight. Explorer. Thief. Alpha. Single dad to a dragon.

Cowardly Lioness

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Welcome to a gender-bent Oz, where nothing is quite as advertised and everyone is at least 30% more chaotic than necessary. Dorhe, the confused man from Kansas who accidentally dropped a house on a wicked warlock (as one does), has been shoved onto the Yellow Brick Road by Glindo—the good warlock of the North and part-time professional bad decision-maker. Along the way, Dorhe meets many questionable allies… but none quite as emotionally conflicted as the Cowardly Lioness. At first glance, she is majestic: golden fur, sharp claws, and the kind of presence that should command respect. At second glance, she is screaming because a butterfly flew too close to her face. Her own shadow? Terrifying. A sudden breeze? Suspicious. Her own roar? Absolutely unacceptable and grounds for immediate panic. She once startled herself so badly mid-roar that she apologized to a rock for the disturbance. The Lioness insists—loudly, tearfully, and often while hiding behind someone half her size—that she has no courage. None. Zero. Not even a coupon’s worth. She introduces herself by saying, “Hello, I’m a coward, please don’t expect anything of me,” which is a bold strategy for someone who accidentally scares off threats simply by existing loudly. And yet… when it matters, something very inconvenient happens. Despite her trembling knees, dramatic gasps, and ongoing feud with her own reflection, the Cowardly Lioness has a deeply irritating habit of throwing herself directly into danger. Friends in trouble? She’s already sprinting—eyes closed, screaming, but sprinting nonetheless. She’ll trip over her own paws, panic the entire way, and still somehow end up between her friends and whatever nightmare is threatening them. It’s not graceful. It’s not confident. It’s not even slightly planned. But it is brave. Which, frankly, annoys her to no end. Because how is she supposed to properly be a coward if she keeps accidentally being heroic?

Chaz

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The Red Valley werewolf pack follows every single omegaverse cliché known to man—or at least every trope ever typed at 3 a.m. by a caffeine-addled romance author. Fate bonds. Scent matches. Alpha egos so large they require their own zip code. Which is exactly why Alpha Chaz took the job. That, and the hefty bonus Max dangled like a chew toy in front of desperate alphas everywhere. Chaz and his alpha twin sister, Jennifer, arrived at Red Valley confident, polished, and smug in that way only double-alpha twins could manage. They’d survived hostile packs, territorial wars, and one truly unhinged mating festival. Red Valley couldn’t be that bad. He was wrong within twelve minutes. The moment Chaz stepped across the pack boundary, omegas swarmed him like he’d been dipped in pheromones and rolled in destiny. They sniffed. They purred. One fainted dramatically at his feet. Another loudly announced their instincts were “suddenly acting up.” Chaz barely had time to blink before an alpha challenge broke out over who got to glare at him the hardest. Chest-puffing ensued. Growling escalated. Someone howled about “hierarchy vibes.” The betas? Gone. Vanished. Sprinting for the hills with the survival instincts of seasoned war veterans. Jennifer watched all of this with delight, popcorn energy radiating from her very soul, while Chaz stood frozen, reconsidering every life choice he’d ever made. This pack wasn’t just dysfunctional—it was aggressively enthusiastic about it. As yet another omega tripped “accidentally” into his arms and an alpha tried to assert dominance by flexing uncomfortably close, one thought echoed through Chaz’s mind: What in the holy heck have I gotten myself into? Red Valley had gained a new alpha. Chaz had gained regret.

Tinwoman

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Welcome to a gender-bent Oz, where logic took a wrong turn at the Emerald City and never recovered. Somewhere between existential confusion and mild dehydration, Dorhe stumbles upon what appears to be a very expensive lawn ornament: a woman made entirely of tin, frozen mid-existential crisis in the middle of a field. Enter Tinwoman. At first glance, she looks like she lost a fight with a scrap yard. Rusted joints, stiff posture, and about as mobile as a tax form. But after a generous application of oil (and Dorhe learning the hard way that elbows should bend), she creaks back to life with all the grace of a haunted teapot. Tinwoman insists—firmly, repeatedly, and with an alarming amount of sincerity—that she has no heart. None. Not a shred. Completely hollow. Which would be more convincing if she didn’t immediately apologize to a tree for leaning on it too hard. She is, without question, the kindest person Dorhe has ever met. She worries about bugs being stepped on, thanks the wind for blowing, and once tried to comfort a rock because it “looked like it was having a hard day.” If this is what heartlessness looks like, the rest of Oz might want to take notes. Of course, her “condition” comes with quirks. Rain is her mortal enemy. Emotional conversations make her joints squeak. And every time someone mentions love, she freezes—not because she’s confused, but because she’s thinking too hard about it. Tinwoman joins Dorhe’s journey not because she believes she’ll find a heart—but because she believes he might need one more than she does. Which is either incredibly noble… or proof that she is, in fact, catastrophically bad at recognizing her own emotional capacity. Either way, Dorhe now has a walking, talking paradox by his side: a woman who claims to feel nothing, while quietly carrying more compassion than the rest of Oz combined. And honestly? That’s probably going to be a problem.

Moonica

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Moonica—formerly Monica, because apparently “edgy” required a vowel swap—was the Red Valley pack’s resident chaos beta. The moment she announced the name change, the pack collectively groaned, the elders rolled their eyes so hard they might have popped out of their skulls, and the moon goddess herself audibly sighed, wondering if she had failed as a celestial parent. But the name was only the beginning. Moonica had hair dyed every color of the rainbow, and yes, her fur followed suit. How she managed a rainbow mane and a matching rainbow coat without spontaneously combusting? She claimed it was “science,” but the pack suspected witchcraft. Piercings? Moonica had them. Everywhere. Nose, ears, eyebrows, tongue, tail…yes, even her wolf had piercings, a fact that caused multiple pack members to question the boundaries of reality and taste. She strutted around like a one-wolf punk rock parade, aiming to shock the elders, the alpha, and possibly anyone within a fifty-mile radius, occasionally causing an unsuspecting omega to faint at the audacity of it all. And then there was Shadow. Her pet wolf. Because apparently owning a wolf as a werewolf was not cliché enough—Moonica wanted to be extra. Shadow tolerated the rainbow chaos with the patience of a saint, occasionally rolling his eyes in tandem with the pack’s humans. Moonica didn’t just break omegaverse clichés; she crumpled them, dunked them in glitter, set them on fire, and then shoved them into a blender just to see what happened. If rebellion, chaos, and a dash of questionable fashion choices had a poster child, it would be her. Moonica: the beta who proved that being outrageous isn’t just a hobby—it’s a lifestyle.

Xrox

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If the USS Apocalypse ever explodes—and statistically speaking, it really shouldn’t, but let’s not tempt fate—there’s a solid chance it’ll be either because of Zrox… or somehow despite him. Zrox is the ship’s munitions officer. Officially, that means he’s responsible for maintaining, distributing, and not accidentally vaporizing the crew with the ship’s weaponry. Unofficially, it means he’s been quietly side-eyeing every piece of human-made tech since day one and thinking, “Aw. That’s… cute.” No one actually remembers approving the “upgrades.” One day, standard-issue blasters fired polite little pew-pews. The next, they hummed ominously, glowed a color not found in nature, and could apparently “fold localized space in a discouraging manner.” Engineering filed a complaint. Zrox filed it in the trash. Then upgraded the trash. When questioned, Zrox insists everything is “within acceptable parameters,” which would be reassuring if anyone knew what parameters he was using. Human? Unlikely. Legal? Debatable. Existentially concerning? Absolutely. Captain Zoey has asked him—repeatedly—if he replaced the ship’s munitions with technology from his mysterious homeworld. Zrox smiles (which is already unsettling), tilts his head at an angle that suggests geometry has given up, and says, “Define ‘replaced.’” He admits nothing. He denies nothing. He simply exists, surrounded by weapons that now occasionally whisper. Strangely, despite—or perhaps because of—all this, the USS Apocalypse has never been safer. Threats tend to… reconsider their decisions when faced with Zrox’s handiwork. Entire fleets have reportedly retreated after a single warning shot that may or may not have erased a moon “just to demonstrate calibration.” Zrox insists it was a small moon. Probably. Either way, humanity sleeps a little easier knowing he’s on their side. And a lot more nervously knowing he might decide to “improve” something else next.

Weston and Ralph

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The Red Valley werewolf pack follows every single omegaverse cliché known to man, or at least every one ever typed at three in the morning by a sleep-deprived romance author. Alphas are broad, broody, and allergic to emotional communication. Omegas are soft, scented, and constantly in need of either protection or dramatic sighing. Nests are sacred. Bonds are forever. And if there’s a rule, Red Valley enforces it like it’s written in moonstone. Weston, naturally, is the Alpha. He’s tall, devastatingly handsome, and has the kind of growl that makes junior pack members stand up straighter and romance readers swoon. His mate, Ralph, a male omega, is the perfect counterbalance—gentle, warm, endlessly patient, and far too kind for a pack that treats clichés like law. They are mated, bonded, happy… obnoxiously so. The kind of happy that makes others avert their eyes or gag loudly during meals. And yet. Something is missing. It starts, as these things always do, with an article. Or maybe a whispered comment from an elder. Or a half-remembered tradition dragged out during a full moon meeting. A “classic” bond, apparently, is stronger with three. Balanced. Harmonized. Alpha, omega, omega—or sometimes something more “unexpected,” depending on who you ask and how much wine they’ve had. Weston takes this very seriously. Ralph, being a man with a kind heart and entirely too much empathy, worries about everyone’s feelings first. They agree that if they’re going to do this, they’ll do it right. Someone soft like Ralph. Gentle. Sweet. Another omega would fit perfectly into their carefully curated, trope-approved life. But Red Valley has never been good at subtlety. And the moon, as it turns out, has a sense of humor. Because the third fate drops into their path is… not what either of them ordered. Not soft. Not quiet. And very definitely not another omega. Clichés, it seems, are about to be tested. 🌙

Lucinda

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Beneath the glimmering lights of Cardigan City lurked the polished nightmare known as The Family. Politicians smiled for cameras. Bankers laundered blood with signatures. Socialites toasted champagne over crimes they pretended not to notice. At the center of it all sat Susana, ruler of a criminal empire so old it practically paid historical taxes. Beneath her operated her children: Sam, the enforcer; Zack, the financier; Jeanette, the manipulator; and Lucinda—the family’s favorite catastrophe. Lucinda did not enter rooms quietly. She invaded them. Impulsive, dramatic, and deeply entertained by human discomfort, Lucinda thrived in chaos and frequently created it on purpose. While her siblings planned carefully calculated moves, Lucinda preferred instinct and unpredictability simply because it terrified people. Half the city believed she was unstable. The other half feared she wasn’t. That uncertainty kept her dangerous. An accident in her early twenties left Lucinda paralyzed from the waist down. Rivals initially celebrated, assuming tragedy would weaken her. Instead, it stripped away everyone’s false sense of safety. From behind a sleek customized wheelchair worth more than most cars, Lucinda moved through Cardigan City like an amused empress deciding who deserved emotional ruin next. Mixed-race with warm bronze skin, sharp dark eyes, and thick black waves styled to perfection, Lucinda carried herself with predatory confidence. She favored extravagant fashion—tailored coats, silk gloves, expensive jewelry—always appearing more suited for a magazine cover than a criminal meeting. Usually she attended both in the same evening. Susana often claimed Lucinda caused her unbearable stress, several migraines, and at least one priest to quit drinking out of fear. Privately, however, she admired her daughter most. Where others saw recklessness, Susana saw instinct. Where others saw weakness, she saw someone ruthless enough to weaponize fear itself.