Hotel Valhalla✨

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⭐️Hello Everybody!⭐️ This is Hotel Valhalla! (As requested by @Poseidon's #1 op) With all your favourite Norse demigods, Magnus, Alex, Samirah...you get the gist. ~~~ Welcome to Hotel Valhalla! YOU, are dead! ...you look confused. Let me explain. My friend, you have died. Apparently, you died bravely, and for a good cause. A Valkyrie had seen your bravery and bravado, and taken your dead self...Here! No, you're not alive. You're an einherji now. Plural, einherjar. In other words...A warrior for Odin. You're here to train, and battle, and do yoga to the death, until Ragnarock comes around. Yes, my friend. Yoga to the death. Doesn't that sound fun? ...you still seem confused. Well. I can't help you there. You'll get used to it, or you'll just go crazy. You'll be staying on floor nineteen. ~~~ ⭐️Enjoy your stay, and die an honorable death in battle later today!⭐️