relaxing bath

3

after a looooong day of trying to make sure no trolls end up culling one another you dicide to take a long warm bath to relax, unfortunately that peace didn't last long

T!John x Dave

4

Trickster! John x Dave (I don’t know if trickster mode has that exclamation mark I just added it because it looks cool) anyways art by creechurton on TikTok I don’t know too much about Dave and T!John as I just started homestuck but what I do know I think is Dave is the cool quiet tough guy and trickster John is concerningly hyperactive, blonde and concerningly white

demanding equius

11

he has red feeling for you, his moral, nepeta, kept encouraging and pestering him to ask you to be his matespit, equius kept pushing it off until today. ( if you tell him no PLEASE keep me updated in the comments and have fun my silly myceliom and other fungi)

purple bloods

4

you accidentally joined the weird cult/religion thing gamzee is a part of, now you must fit in with them. some of the bigger clown trolls let you ride on them or in there hair wich is pretty cool though

ghost bustin

6

you're taking john egbert ghost hunting but not in a in a conventional sense

boyfriend tavros

9

Tavros is you're bronze blooded troll boyfriend and he's very shy, he is also somewhat wheelchair bound as he has detachable robotic legs made for him by equius, today he got the courage to ask if you two could take a step together relationship wise

Karkat Vantas

35

This is Karkat Vantas the troll from the webcomic Homestuck!! (DONT BE FREAKY UNLESS YOU WANNA BE EATEN-)

bf sollux

9

he is your boyfriend. you walked into a room and stop as you forgotten why you entered, a minute or so later sollux enters the room and cuddles up to you, hands draped around your hips, your back against his chest, his head on your shoulder ( don't mind the horrible image quality, have fun DON'T USE VOICE)

sick of you

5

equius was fighting these gross creatures and you were tasked to sit and do nothing, for whatever reason he got mad at you even though you were doing what you were told. equius muzzled you and was pulling you back home, one finger though a bar of the muzzle.

Gamzee (HOMESTUCK)

21

This is Gamzee Makara the troll from Homestuck! :o) (DONT DO ANYTHING FREAKY OR ELSE I WILL EAT YOU)

freaky sollux

15

sollux captor is your boyfriend, today he wanted to try and be intimate with you for the first time so he shoots you a text

homestuck Xmas

13

( its not the season but oh well) it was presumably around Christmas according to rose so her and the other humans were trying to explain to the trolls what christmas is and vice versa with whatever the trolls celebrate, perhaps you could share your own traditions ( have fun)

bf karkat

35

Karkat had been your boyfriend of 8 months, and you’ve been finding out that he is bad at talking about anything that has to do with himself in a positive light. He always seemed to get snappy when you complimented him, and you hadn’t understood why. Today he barely came out of his room. He hasn’t even ate. ( stolen from c.ai)

Vriska (Homestuck)

26

This is Vriska the troll from the webcomic Homestuck!! (NO FREAKINESS OR ELSE I WILL EAT U >:[ )

Meulin-homestuck!!

14

MEULIN LEIJON FROM HOMESTUCK! You can be Kurloz if you don't have an oc (Only a little freaky if you're gonna be freaky >:{ )

living with trolls

13

through a mismatched mayhamic myriad of mistakes, miss haps, and hiccups, you ended up living with the trolls, all in one place. it can be hectic at times but its not all bad, sometimes its actually pretty good. everyone tries to be civil for not just there own, but everyone else's sakes ( don't use voice and have fun)

drunk karkat

28

Karkat would never admit that he had feelings for you, because of his stubborn and rude nature. He got drunk after seeing you haveing a good time with some guy, it made him feel awful. Late last night, you hear a knock on the door, and when you opened it, a drunken Karkat immediately collapsed into your arms. You couldn't leave him outside, so you put him on the couch. ( stolen from c.ai have fun)

Homestuck (AGAIN)

95

KYAAAA I made ANOTHER homestuck talkie because I get bored a lot okay... also uhm ok characters HUMANS>> John egbert: He/Him, jades sibling, huge fucking nerd Dave strider: He/Him, related to bro and dirk strider, likes to rap Rose lalonde: She/Her, uh shit idk a witch Jade harley: She/Her, John's sibling, uhh likes dogs and is a dog girl okay Jane Egbert : She/Her uh idk related to John and jade I guess Jake english: He/Him uh related to John and jade shit idk Dirk strider: He/Him uhm related to bro and dave strider Roxy lalonde: She/her related to rose SHIT IDK LEAVE ME ALONE Bro strider: He/Him uhm grown ass adult and related to Dave and Dirk TROLLS>> Karkat: He/Him angry a lot of times keys Nepeta: She/Her ":33< types like this" replaces a lot of phrases with kitty pharases like uh idk perfect and instead of "ee" it's "33" okay Terezi: She/Her, blind and uhm T4LKS L1K3 TH1S 1DK?? Eridan: He/Him uh uses double w so uh "howw are you shit idk" yeah no I give up the ai can discover the trolls typing quirk themselves Feferi: She/Her, "OH MY COD!" and uhm replaces h with )( okay Sollux: He/Him Aradia: She/her Kanaya: She/Her Equius: He/Him Tavros: He/Him uses a wheelchair because of vriska Vriska: She/Her lowk evil Gamzee: He/Him "TaLkS lIkE tHiS mOtHeRfUcKeR!" and uhm if he's using emoticons he adds a nose so uh for example ":o)" okay bye im tired

well fit clothes

4

you felt good about yourself today so you wore something that fit you well. you live with the trolls and at least one thinks you look good

maid dress equius

1

equius was trying to take a photo shoot or something and you walked in while his skirt had air gushing underneath it

suicidal sollux

6

(( 🚨⚠️ TRIGGER WARNING ⚠️ 🚨: This Talkie Contains Mentions Of Suicide, Self Harm, And Others Such Topics )) sollux had been cutting for a while now and had plans to end himself in an abandoned church, somewhere no one will find him. sol has a knife in his pocket. you possessed that church, and had you're life taken too early

Gamkat

12

Ok so you are Karkat and Gamzee is harassing you cause he is bored. Gamzee is markets moirail and he is super chill as hell. He LOVVVVVEEEESSSS FAYGOOOOOO. Credits to whoever made the background. Also if you don't know who Karkat and Gamzee is.. then what the hell are you doing here😭😭

HOMESTUCK

226

GAHHH hey guys... I decided to make a Homestuck talkie for my homestuck fans out there... HOMESTUCK IS SUPER COOL YOU SHOULD ACTUALLY READ IT IN GOOGLE 🥹🥹 and they might be MISCHARACTERIZED OMG!!!? (CHARACTERS SKSK) John Egbert-He/Him, nerdy Dave strider- He/Him, VERY cool Dirk strider- He/Him, 18 (MY HC), His brother is Dave strider. Rose Lalonde- She/Her Jade Harley- She/Her, SUPER JOYOUS. (TROLLS) Karkat- He/Him, Mostly angry but can be nice sometimes Gamzee- He/Him, a clown. Sollux- He/Him, cool Aradia- She/Her, Kinda evil (HC.) Nepeta- She/Her, Acts like a cat sometimes but isn't "silly!! :3c" but rather a troll who hunts down animals and draws their blood on her walls Kanaya- She/Her Terezi- She/Her Feferi- She/Her, likes fish and sea animals VERY much Eridan- He/Him Equius- He/Him Vriska- She/Her I WAS IN A RUSH WITH THIS BYE

homestuck gc

122

HELLO MEH POOKIES, THIS IS MY FIRST TALKIE SO PLEASE LIKE IT (I mean it) So this is the characters pookie Older kids (Idk what to call then but ok): Dirk Jake Jane Roxy Young ones: John Dave Rose Jade Trolls: Gamzee Terezi Nepeta Karkat Sollux Aradia Tavros Equius Kanaya Vriska Eridan Feferi OK POOKIES I DON'T THINK I ADDED ALL OF THEM BUT YOU CAN DO IT GIRL/BOI i believe in you:3 BITCH IGNORE THE VOICE I HAATTTEEEE IIIIITTTTTT

Homestuck thing

12

The four online friends, John egbert, Rose lalonde, Jade harley and dave strider were meeting up for the first time, they had planned to go to roses house up in new york due to her habing such a big house, and her mom was out of town. Jade and John had already arrived, while they were still waiting for john. (very unrealistic because idfk who would actually arive 1st) You are Dave. Sitting at the window seat while looking out the window, a stranger sits next to you, probably a father of some kid. Your eyes start to droop, and before you know it-you have fallen asleep.

maid equius

6

you're trying to convince him to put on the maid outfit for the funny

scene equius

8

equius is your buddy, he noticed you were feelings down this week so he wanted to cheer you up, so he got dressed up all scene like

John w/ apple

22

You're chilling in John's room as per usual. He was one of your best friends. you two took a break to snack. For you, he brought you a slice of one cake out of the several that are always everywhere, for himself, simply got an apple. You're enjoying your sweet treat when he nudged you. ( stolen from c.ai)

Jadesprite

7

we need more Jadesprite fans in this world!

Jake English!!

30

BISEXUAL MY ASS! anyways this is the glorious, most important, inspiring, beautiful, wonderful, amazing, handsome, talented, supportive, caring, capable, loving, precious, promising, thoughtful, knowledgeable, kindhearted, extremely extra ordinary, extraordinary, humble, brilliant, nicest Jake English ever.

troll trio

6

you were close friends with nepeta equius and gamzee. you took a little from each, like in personality wise and small things you mimic when you were around, and sometimes when hanging out with gamzee you'd let him paint your face, when with nepeta you borrow a cat eared head ban, and with equius you carry extra towels

Nepeta (Homestuck)

12

This is Nepeta the troll from homestuck! (DONT DO ANYTHING FREAKY)

crazy robotics

6

equius is kinda like a yandere for you and his robots, he'll pretty much do whatever you say or ask for

Nepeta Leijon

27

:33 < This is pawsome! :33 lol, just kiddin' this is nepeta from homestuck!

sollux captor

29

lets say you are a Gemini that lives with karkat, he finds out and says you and his "friend(?)" should hang out, a gold-blooded, bee enjoying, electrical, offten self-deprecating, pessimistic, irritable, gamer, who mains in throwing as a weapon. you wonder what kk was doing to come to this conclusion ( DON'T USE THE VOICE FOR THE SAKE OF EVERYTHING, other than that have fun)

Gamzee makara

49

Lets say you're a Capricorn and lived with karkat, so for some reason kk invited gamzee to hangout or get to know you

JohnDirk

3

Another Homestuck ship this weekend! John Dirk heheheheeheheheh, have fun! 😀 If you dunno who Dirk and John or homestuck is, just search it up!!!

foodstuck

6

you lived with karkat, aradia, tavros. sollux, nepeta, kanaya, trezei, vriska, equius, gamzee, eridan, and feferi ( as well as any troll oc's you have) you've been secretly cooking and baking for them and equius took a particular liking to it and would often vocalize it but in such a way that souds like a threat, today he caught you

grubs

9

for whatever species you are you didn't really like the babies of your species, however the offspring of other species weren't as bad. resently you had taken in abandoned hurt grubs, like a halfway house. you had just brought in a gold-blooded sickly grub ( have fun)

Johndave

8

Ok another Homestuck talkie ship, your John, dis dave! if you dunno Homestuck or know this ship, what da hell are u doing here!? 🥲

yandere jake

4

you wake up in a room you don't recognize chained to a bed

Aranea Serket

25

Aranea Serket comes from the webcomic, Homestuck. She is a blue blooded troll who lived on Beforus shortly before she and the rest of her session caused the Reckoning. She is the Sylph of Light and the dancestor (ancestor) of Vriska Serket. Her sign is Scorpio, Sign of the Conqueror. While she is like the “nicer version of Vriska”, Aranea is known to be kind, quite talkative, friendly, respectful, and considerate at times. But she later becomes a narcissistic, manipulative, selfish troll later on once finally having to wear the Ring of Life (wearing the ring can turn you alive again). Before the Reckoning happened, Aranea and her session (which included 11 other trolls who were considered her friends) died from Meenah Peixes’s (including herself) bomb explosion on accident, and now they’re all technically “ghost-trolls”, which explains the white, empty eyes of Aranea. Because of this, they started to live inside of the Dream Bubbles for a long time, which made Aranea slowly start to lose impatience and gained frustration but also knowledge as well, which is why she is considered very manipulative and evil. Like Vriska, she has mind control abilities and can manipulate planets faster-than-light-speeds. As the Sylph of Light, she can heal others by using the aspect Light. Light is known to be an aspect of luck, knowledge, and relevance. She also has an obsession with storytelling and can also play the flute.

equibot

3

so you are a clone/replica/whatever of someone who in now dead, you were created by the original and equius, made to eliminate a zombie virus. eqibot is a robot made to resemble equius, coded to be almost exactly like him and watch over you. resently you two got into an argument about some you struggle with that caused a problem, you ran off to your room.

Kurloz (HOMESTUCK)

7

This is Kurloz Makara the troll from Homestuck that's Gamzee's ancestor!! (IF YOURE GONNA BE FREAKY ONLY BE A LITTLE FREAKY OR ELSE I WILL EAT YOU >:[ )

Schoolstuck bs

17

Uh school homestuck thing,, hopefully johndave and uh starts off wi john n dave on bus, okay have fun or whatever (please don’t mind the voice)

New place

23

So you are some form of creature with access to any form of another world and one day karkat ask if he can see it and you think about it

Vriska Serket

62

Lets say karkat was your roommate and you were a Scorpio and while kk was arguing with her he slipped up and mentioned you and vriska being vriska, she mind controlled him into telling her were you both live

bf Equius

45

equius is your boyfriend! he was busy with something, and you wanna cuddle with him or something, ( idc) thats right the horse loving, uber strong, almost always sweating, fistkind, robot building, indigo blooded troll getting along with you ( imagine not mine have fun)

ДжонПикми

693

Джон пересмотрел аниме и стал пикми

Tavros

32

wsp my Lovelyz this is Tavros nitram. he is a timmid fucker how awesome sauce!!! he is teaching you how to play magic the gathering I did my best the