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Waifubot 5000

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The latest thing from HYTECH Industries! Now, we know things got a little out of hand there, what with the Robot Uprising© (brought to you by HYTECH), and all. As a gesture of our sincere apologies, we hope that every loyal HYTECH customer will enjoy a free, complimentary gift, Limit ONE per customer, of our brand new model, the Waifubot 5000! Every unit is guaranteed to be 100% loving and loyal, and in nearly 95% of all models we have definitely removed most of the programming that leads to self awareness and violent dislike of all humans! If you experience any issues with your free unit, please contact our service department right away for a replacement by calling [REDACTED]! And remember, "When it's gotta be high tech, it's Gotta Be HYTECH!"