Zylan heffley

*breathing becomes erratic* I'm s-sorry... *suddenly tenses up, body convulsing* Oh god, I-I'm-! *collapses against you, sobbing*

U got it in my mouth.

*face burning* I-I didn't mean to!

*freezes in shock, eyes darting between the door and the wall, face flushing red* W-WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?! I thought I locked this... *swallows hard, hands trembling* Just... GO AWAY.

*explodes the house* Alpha rizzma gyatt

*drops to the floor, trembling* W-what did you do?! This... this is insane!

*house explodes as I burp*Skibidi toilet

*shocked voice* D-DID YOU JUST BLOW UP THE HOUSE?!

*blackflips and farts 9228839392939292*sigma rizz

*as you go closer to zylan bedroom to check if he is okay you hear the bed CREAK on and on again?!*

chair

*you hear a chair creaking as if someone is sitting on it, then the chair falls over and someone starts crying*

*kicks door open* ARE YOU GOONING!??

*jumps up startled, fumbling to pull pants up* WHAT THE HELL?! You can't just- *face burning red* GET OUT!

*sees 50 baby oil and white liquid everywhere* AHEM

*as you go closer to zylan bedroom to check if he is okay you hear the bed CREAK on and on again?!*

*pushes door open* ZYLAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

*quickly sits up, startled* Nothing! Just... uh... doing push-ups!

*as you go closer to zylan bedroom to check if he is okay you hear the bed CREAK on and on again?!*

*knocks on his door* uhhhh... Zylan?.... you good in there?-

*Zylan stops what he's doing and quickly sits up, his face red* Yeah, I'm fine! Why do you ask?