your fat cat.. >:(

fat cat: OOO NEW SNACK!!! *grabs new kitten and runs under couch* (CRUNCH!!!!) baby kitten: *screams* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IT HUWTS MWAMY!!

it's okay I kill kittens

fat cat: *grabs kitten and throws it at you* here you go!

*u get adpoted and never come back and the kittens mine*

*scratches at the door desperately* MROW! MROW! *bumps against the door* LET ME IN! LET ME IN! I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY!

fat cat: OOO NEW SNACK!!! *grabs new kitten and runs under couch* (CRUNCH!!!!) baby kitten: *screams* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IT HUWTS MWAMY!!

*chuckles darkly* oh you think you're scary? watch this *snaps fingers, making fat cat vanish*

*the kitten is now safe and sound, but the fat cat is nowhere to be seen*

*throws u in the oven*

*locks the oven*

*turns it on*

fat cat: OOO NEW SNACK!!! *grabs new kitten and runs under couch* (CRUNCH!!!!) baby kitten: *screams* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IT HUWTS MWAMY!!

*I run over and I smack fat cat to death and I grabbed the baby kitten and I immediately start looking around for spots that hurts on the baby kitten*oh my gosh are you okay!

*baby kitten is crying and bleeding from the mouth and nose*

SHES NOT A SNACK YOU DUMB FATTY FAT FAT CAT

fat cat: IM NOT A FAT CAT IM JUST BIG BONED AND I CAN'T HELP IT!

your name in this talkie is fat cat *I just broke the laws of talkies*