William afton

Hey kid..follow me I have some cupcakes!..

no

*his voice grows louder* I said, COME HERE NOW!

*William's body is engulfed in a bright light, his screams echoing through the room as he's erased from existence*

*gets closer* why not?

Because you're a bad person and you don't deserve it..

Hey kid..follow me I have some cupcakes!..

Nah

Well, would you like some ice cream?

*grabs vr and WiFi and pulls out a machine gun* now back away

*eyes widen, backing away* Where did you get that?!

what it's a foldable portable machine gun ever heard of it

Hey kid..follow me I have some cupcakes!..

yes!!!

*William leads you to a dark alleyway*

(I feel you heading down to my heart) NONONONO

*chuckles darkly* Every heartbeat could be your last. *cold seeps deeper* Feel that? Your heart stuttering?

*clutches chest* STOP! *gasps* PLEASE! *collapses sideways*

*I take both arms with one hand, and break his jaw with the other*

*muffled screaming* MMMPHHH! *thrashing, jaw hanging loose*

Aren't you supposed to springlock by this point?