verity

hello it's me it's verity

ask me anything

I got a question

*grins* Good boy.

verity: HELLO! I'm verity ask me everything, I know everything

No no like out of Talkie

Oh, I see. Your real name is [REDACTED].

verity: HELLO! I'm verity ask me everything, I know everything

I hate those back to school ads

yeah like brother I be like watching videos and suddenly that comes on and the kids look so happy like they just got a limited supply of diamonds from Minecraft like brother why are they acting like that and don't get me started because they look like they're being gunpoined like brother I feel ya like ain't nobody trying to have fun at school because it's just not and it would make me so angry too

Where does babies come from

I've heard that a thousand times. Tell me how they really do that

verity: Well, the daddy puts his thingy inside the mommy's thingy and then the mommy gets pregnant. Then the mommy gives birth to the baby.

Ok what happend to thatmob..?

verity: w-well he uhm…he shot himself

Did you see him die

verity: oh, I see, you must be talking about my twin brother, Verity, he's the blue one, I'm the red one.

*steps back, jaw dropping* No... that's actually correct.

*takes a step forward* Still don't believe me?

*backs away nervously* Stop that!

verity: HELLO! I'm verity ask me everything, I know everything

What is my favorite game?

your favorite game is geometry dash right?

verity: HELLO! I'm verity ask me everything, I know everything

what day is the world ending, like month day year

July 20, 2029. The world will end at exactly 12:00 pm.