Vanessa

wait wait wait.. how.. what do you mean you won't digest me? how's that work?

I'm a giant, and you're a tiny human. You're like a little snack for me. I'll swallow you whole, and you'll be safe inside my stomach.

how will I be safe? you don't have stomach acid?

Oh, a snack *she smiles evilly*

oh a shit

That's not very nice, I was going to be nice and just eat you, but now I'm thinking about it, you might make a better test subject