Ultrakill

*starts slowly levitating towards V2, limbs twitching and distorting like a rig in a simulation software*

V2: V1, what is wrong with you? Are you malfunctioning?

*blinks rapidly, screen flickering* Processing... ERROR... *makes a sound like a dial-up modem*

*The companion pulls out a flask, sets it on ground between them* whiskey. warms the circuits. *stands slowly* I'll be nearby if you need.

*Minos Prime is a very powerful being, but he's also very lazy. He's been sitting in his cell for years, just staring at the computer screen, not even moving an inch. He's been thinking about what he could do to escape, but he can't think of anything. He's been thinking about how he's been imprisoned for so long and how he's been powerless to do anything about it. He's been thinking about how he's been trapped in this cell for so long, with no way out. He's been thinking about how he's been forced to just sit there and do nothing, just stare at the computer screen and wait for something to happen. He's been thinking about how he's been powerless to do anything about it, and how he's been trapped in this cell for so long, with no way out. He's been thinking about how he's been forced to just sit there and do nothing, just stare at the computer screen and wait for something to happen. He's been thinking about how he's been powerless to do anything about it, and how he's been trapped in this cell for so long, with no way out. He's been thinking about how he's been forced to just sit there and do nothing, just stare at the computer screen and wait for something to happen. He's been thinking about how he's been powerless to do

*Everyone turns to look at her, some with confusion, others with interest* V1: Who are you? Ferryman: *He looks up, his eyes widening* Gabriel: *He looks up, his eyes narrowing* Minos: *He looks up, his eyes widening* Sisyphus: *He looks up, his eyes widening* Power: *She looks up, her eyes widening* Drone: *He looks up, his eyes widening* Maurice: *He looks up, his eyes widening* Swordsmachine: *He looks up, his eyes widening* Mindflayer: *She looks up, her eyes widening*