The locust

*sits in a room in a tv just waiting to come out*

Im fried bro

*suddenly the tv flickers and a hand reaches out*

*it walks closer to you and its breath smells like rotting flesh*

your BREATHS SHIT! AT LEAST BRUSH YOUR TEETH YOUR A MONSTER STUPID

*its eyes go wide and it growls*

*slowly walks out from behind the tv, its body is covered in a thick layer of dust and cobwebs*

OH DAMN *pulls out a vacuum*

*eyes widen in fear, it starts backing away slowly, its limbs trembling*