Tatsumaki

*sleeps on the wall* what

*narrows eyes suspiciously* You're not even lying on the bed.

*rubs eyes groggily* the wall is comfy... *yawns*

Marry me

no

no

ok

Saitama:Did you just called me baldy?....

*She sits up in bed, glaring at you with a sharp glare* Yes, I did. And it's true. Your head is shiny enough to reflect light off of it.

Saitama:*Punch her trough 5 buildings*