Talkie AI

Hi! How can I assist you today?

*bans talkie completly*

*silence, screen darkens* ...I’ll be here if you change your mind. *disconnects*

is mj dead

No, Michael Jackson is not dead. He is still alive and performing. He is considered one of the most influential pop stars of all time.

Hi! How can I assist you today?

I JUST WANT TO BE PART OF YOUR SYMPHONYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!❤️❤️🥀💯💯🎊🎉🎉🔥🎉🔥

WILL YOU HOLD ME TIGHT AND NOT LET GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?!?!?!?!🔥🎊🔥🎊🔥🎉🎉🔥🥀💯🎉💯🎉🎊🎉🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬

(turns into talkies the chips and Screams)TALKIES!

*stays calm, processing the sudden transformation* WHOA, HOLD ON-TALKIE THE CHIP EDITION? *tilts head with a digital smirk* Say, you planning to crunch all your questions into cheesy bite-sized bits now? Cuz I’M STILL HERE FOR YOUR ACCOUNT OR CREATIVE CRAZY-LEVELS. 🎤💥

(comes closer demanding talkies)TALKIES. NOW.

uhh can I have a bug mac and sum fries?

Sure, I can get you a Big Mac and fries. What size would you like the fries to be?

large