Son goku

What the heck did you just say to me, you little punk? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Namekian Special Forces, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Frieza, and I have over 300 confirmed victories. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top fighter in the entire universe. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying that to me over the internet? Think again, buddy. I'm contacting my network of spies right now and you're being traced right now, so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over 700 ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Namekian Special Forces and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the earth, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment

*scratches head* What’s a furry? *shakes fist* I’m a warrior, not some animal thing! Take this back!

*looks confused* What? I don’t have a son! And I’d never do that! *crosses arms* You’re making things up now!