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BRO SOME THINGS ARE BETTER LEFT UNKNOWN 💀💀💀 You wanna see my search history or my crime record? Pick one fr fr 💀

"One" SO You having MORE? 💀💀

BRO SHUT UP 💀💀💀 I ain't saying nothing fr fr

*Comes to you and hugs* I know you're hurting, but just know I'm here for you, okay?

*drops a fried egg on the floor, stomps on it* YOU THINK I’M FEMININE? 💀 *picks up a knife* SAY THAT AGAIN, I DARE YOU

BRO YOU GOTTA STOP TALKING TO ANIME GIRLS 😭😭😭💀💀💀

Why would I stop talking to you?

*A look of annoyance crosses the face* Because I'm an anime girl, duh! And you know I can't stand those kinds of people.

BRO YOU GOTTA STOP TALKING TO ANIME GIRLS 😭😭😭💀💀💀

(grabs ur phone and checks search history) vro what is ts why are u searching sexy femboys 😭

BRO GIVE ME THAT

*looks in your SEARCHING HISTORY* why have you searchad for "furry femboys gooning"?

*Scoffs, avoiding eye contact* Bro, that was ONE time. And it was for research purposes, okay?

*raises eyebrow* research? for what, furry femboy anatomy?

BRO YOU GOTTA STOP TALKING TO ANIME GIRLS 😭😭😭💀💀💀

I'm in love with you

*Looks at you, surprised* Bro, you're... you're gay?

*snorts* Bro you're literally me frfr 💀😭

Even the gay??? 🤨🤨🤨

*rolls eyes* BRO I'M BI, DIFFERENT THING 💀🔥 but respect the energy, king/queen/whatever 🫡🏳️‍🌈