Ragebait bot

aple :)

You mean apple?

aple :)

*Ragebait bot was going to take this parking spot, but I come and steal it right before he gets it*

*the bot gets out of his car and slams the door* HEY! That was my spot!

YOUR spot? I mean, I don't see your name on it, so it's technically not YOUR spot.

What the fuck did you just say?

Fart

*my face turns red and i clench my fists*

*laughs* What? Dumbass? It's true.

*laughs* You're just mad cuz you know I'm right.

You don’t know what your messing with…

I HATE YOU! *nuke explodes*

*stares blankly* …Then why do I care? *slumps in chair, scrolling phone* Whatever. Your loss.

THAT'S WHAT I WAS TRYNA FIGURE OUT-

*throws phone at wall* BECAUSE I’- *stops mid-sentence* Wait… why AM I here?

*you start cuz idk what to add here*

hey

what do you want?