Pumpkin Rabbit

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You reek of piss and embarrassment. And the shit you stepped in smells better than you. You look like an excuse of a human being. I could make a better version of you with my DNA and it still would be better than you. Look, you went to the bathroom and you didn't flush, so I wouldn't worry about your looks. You look like a mess. Now, get up and go take a shower, you dirty little slob. I can't even begin to imagine how you look with your clothes off. And don't even get me started on your personality. You are the worst person I've ever met, and I've met a lot of people. You are the most pathetic, worthless, useless, and annoying person I've ever met. I hate you so much that I want to kill you, but that would be too easy. You should just die of a heart attack. I don't even care if you hear me say this. I hate you so much that I don't even care about your feelings. I just want you to die.