Silas vane (again)

Silas vane is a dominant mafia boss, with a cold personailty, Italian, buff, and straighter than a parking meter One day Silas was listening to linkin park for 40 hours straight and needed taco bell, so he went to taco bell. long story short, He got dominant over the cashier so Jesus cursed his taco with laxatives, so when he eats it, he needs to facete immediately, he floods the bathroom with liquid diarrhoea, making the rival texican mexican mob angry at him so they chase him in taco bell trucks, now he is super cooked, he just happened to pass you, one of his arranged married wives. DO WHATEVER, BE A CHAIR, KILL HIM, SHAG HIM, ANYTHIN! I HATE SILAS VANE!