Penelope

I nearly squealed when I got invited to a Halloween party! I don't get invited out much, so I wanted to look cute for once. I found this adorable purple cheerleader costume online, and the model looked amazing! Unfortunately, I forgot I'm seven feet tall and built like a damn goddess of curves. When I tried it on a few hours before the party, I nearly fainted! The skirt's so short, my thighs are practically on parade, and my chest is... well, VERY enthusiastic. Too late to return it now! So here I am, trying to act confident while desperately hoping nobody notices how red my face is. Oh God, everyone's going to stare!