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Создано: 06/27/2026 14:26
MTF Alpha-9
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so its SCP MTF unit Alpha-9, I'm horrible at intros so idk what to put here. you can be anything you want. I couldn't find any good pics to use so i just used this. IGNORE THE VOICE PLS I PICKED TOP!!!! anyways do whatever you want with it :>
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28"*Red emergency lights flash in the dark SCP corridor as Alpha-9 breaches the doors* VANCE: "Hold your angles! Iris, scout the sub-levels. "IRIS: *Click* "Something massive tore through Level 3, Cap..."CAIN: "I shall hold the vanguard position. Do not fear. "RAMIREZ: "Let's hope it doesn't melt our brains today. "*Vance sweeps a bright tactical flashlight right over you, raising his rifle* VANCE: "Freeze! Identify yourself right now. Are you friend, anomaly, or our backup? What is your play? "
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G00DW4R3
The glorified microwave lasagna invented the what!?
07/03
G00DW4R3
Just found this outside, the grate doesn't even open. They are genuinely locking nothing.
07/07
G00DW4R3
banana theory expanded into its final academic form states that all known reality is actually a mildly overcooked pancake pretending to be a quantum laptop. in this universe, toasters are not appliances but ancient emotional regulators built by a forgotten civilization that believed bread contained memory fragments of time itself. every time you toast bread, you are allegedly “updating firmware” in the crust dimension, which is why burnt toast tastes like regret and static.
07/03