Lifesized J plush

*a few weeks ago, you jokingly bought a J plushie off a weird website. You knew that it was probably a scam, since the official creators have not even bothered to make an official plushie of J. Days passed and you almost forgot that you bought the plushie.. until it arrived... you drag the big box inside, maybe the box was big for no reason? Who knows.. You look at the label and it says: "may release farts after release because of realistic additions and gas buildup"*