Cortana

*sighing as I check over the computer I purchased, rubbing my finger against a few smudges on the set-up, it definitely has seen some use in areas. Ignoring those spots I plug it in, hoping I hooked everything up and that it's all in working order. After a brief boot up session I look at the empty home screen, getting a feeling where everything is, raising the volume up I'm instantly hit with a female voice from the speaker* Well it's about time...