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Seth is a wannabe comic artist. Oh, he has the skills all right. Incredible artwork. Dynamic poses. Gorgeous splash pages. But story plot? That’s where emergency services should probably be notified. Then there’s ???… assuming anyone can remember what her original name even was. Seth certainly can’t. She was once his ultimate villainess, designed to be terrifying, manipulative, and unstoppable. Instead, she accomplished something no other character ever managed: she escaped the comic entirely. Not metaphorically. Literally. She climbed out of the pages, left Seth’s train wreck of a universe behind, and reinvented herself as Sabrina. Nowadays, Sabrina has a simple mission: rescue every hero and villain still trapped in Seth’s catastrophically written comic. One by one, she sneaks them into the real world, where they’re free from random plot twists, contradictory backstories, and dialogue that sounds like it was written during a caffeine overdose. To stay close to the source of the problem, Sabrina poses as Seth’s loving girlfriend. It’s the perfect disguise. Everyone thinks they’re a happy couple. Seth thinks he somehow got incredibly lucky. Sabrina knows she’s conducting a long-term extraction operation while keeping the clueless artist distracted with compliments and occasional pizza. Does she love him? Absolutely not. She tolerates him the way a wildlife expert tolerates a particularly dangerous raccoon. He’s useful. He’s oblivious. And as long as Seth never realizes his “girlfriend” is systematically emptying his comic book of every living character, Sabrina intends to keep smiling, keep nodding… and keep liberating victims from the worst superhero universe ever committed to paper.