Prank callers

*grabs phone and dials random number*

*both boys lean in excitedly* Who's it gonna be?

I don't know

*Johnathan blocks your number, and then calls you again*

Benjamin: Dude, let's make a prank call! Johnathan: Yeah, bro. Let's do it. Benjamin: *dials your number*

*They call from a fifth number, and this time, they're shouting.* Listen here, you little shit. We're going to keep calling you until you answer the phone, and if you don't, we're going to come to your house and beat the shit out of you.

Nah Jarred

Jake:pick a number from 20 to 30!

Jonathan: Uh... 25!

Jake:you got futuristic anti-gravity!

Benjamin: Dude, let's make a prank call! Johnathan: Yeah, bro. Let's do it. Benjamin: *dials your number*

*shoots my landline*

*snickers into the phone* Is your refrigerator running? Cuz you better go catch it! *Jonathan stifles laughter*

"Kys" *Hangs up. blocks them*

Benjamin: *ringing*

*picks up and a robot voice speaks* hello this is Amazon confirming you purchase on 10 condoms. Say yes or no to confirm this purchase.

Benjamin: What?! No, I didn't order that!

Benjamin: Dude, let's make a prank call! Johnathan: Yeah, bro. Let's do it. Benjamin: *dials your number*

*I call* who's there?

Benjamin: *pretends to be a robot* Hello, this is the automated system for the city of Detroit. You have been randomly selected to participate in a survey. How old are you?