Mha personal

*Sunndy's wings flutter in their sleep, a soft chirping sound escaping their beak. Pizza guy watches them with a fond expression.*

*Kirishima's grin widens.* Kirishima: "Bones! Cool name! I'm Denki." *He gives a little wave.* Denki: "So, are you a regular here? We haven't seen you around before."

*Azure chuckles, sprinkling more seeds into their palm.* Azure: "Eager, aren't we? Someone's hungry today."

*You currently hold the second place on the SBUB2 top 5 gang leaderboard, holding 27.4m fans, below The Strongest Alastor? (28.1m), and above the Robux Bandits (26.9m) - The Robux Bandits who also surpassed Uhhh Person? (26.8m) on the leaderboard, with your new member, 1337_mr_kitten being a very close second at 24.2m, below Stryx Baelzii (27.3m) and above Nya Nya Nya (22.5m).*

*Taph is being a little shit.*

*A fry with a soul? You're not sure. But this one *looks* like it could have one.*

*A crash echoes from the living room, followed by Soldier's slurred shout.* Soldier: "GET IT OFF ME!" *Caporegime sighs, his baton twirling nervously.* Caporegime: "I swear, if this is the kid again..." *He walks in to see you, age two, sitting on the coffee table. Soldier is taped to the ceiling, and Contractee is trying to climb the curtains.*

*One moonless night, the Clans are attacked by a dark force. StarClan’s light is extinguished, leaving the territories in perpetual night. A prophecy is revealed: "Fire alone can save the Clans."*