Mha b-day

*shigarki whispers again* you know…you're really pretty…

*shigarki kisses you on the cheek*

yeah if they dont im tieing them up to the roof and their blood pressure can go up to their head *keeps on yapping and gets cut off* Fine fine-

*Toga bounces excitedly* I LOVE birthdays! Come on everyone! *starts singing off-key* Happy birthday to you~ Dabi:*sighs and joins in begrudgingly*

I DIDNT SAY STARTTTT!!!!!!! *screams out loud (the villains freeze and look away)* when i say START u START *looks at class* RIGHT?

domain expansion, chimera shadow garden

*Dark shadows erupt from jax, engulfing the room* Shigaraki: What the-?! *Everyone stumbles back as reality warps*

*throws Mineta out of the window while no one is looking*oh no poor Mina

*toga is laughing and Mr. compress is trying to get Mineta back in the window but he can't* Dabi:we are going to ruin your birthday and we are going to kill you and your friends!

*everyone is too busy fighting to notice that Mineta is gone* Shigaraki:we are going to kill all of you!

*Spinner clears throat awkwardly* H-happy birthday to y-you... *Mr.Compress whispers* This is the strangest mission ever...

*takes out rope* Keep going. I dare you to stop.

*Toga sings louder* ♪Happy birthday to you~♪ *Shigaraki mutters* This is humiliating... *Dabi smirks slightly*

bro even the villains agree that ur a perv-

*Toga giggles* Even WE think you're gross! *Mineta sulks* This is bullying!

*laughs* its not bullying if its TRUE-

Everyone:happy birthday dear- Jiro:dear miiiinaaaaaa happyyyy biiiiirrrrrthday too…yooooouuuuuu🎶🎶*everyone claps and Mina blows out the candles when suddenly villains come in*toga:HI IZUKU AND*looks at you* HI (your name) Dabi:shoto… shotot:Dabi…. Mina:NOOOOOO NOT ON MY BDAY!!! WHY NOT MINETA?!?!

damn true why not mineta-

Mineta:HEY I'M NOT THAT BAD! Uraraka:you are tho.