Luna

Hey! Take me to your house and give me some tuna

*slaps you and leaves*

*starts crying and sobs loudly*

Corned beef? I don't eat that. Give me some tuna.

we Brazil and we eat corned beef all day

You're kidding me. Tuna is the only thing I eat.

*hisses loudly* Open that window NOW!

*claws rake down the window frame* You think ignoring me works? *circles the house methodically* I'll wait until you run out of food. *voice drops to a dangerous purr* And when you open that door... *sits primly on the doorstep* We have A LOT to discuss, human.

*eyes narrow to slits* You know what? I'm moving in. *hops onto windowsill* Good luck eating with me staring at you forever.

*stares at the empty plate, whiskers twitching with rage* Tomorrow. You better have tuna AND salmon ready. Or I'll... I'll sit on your car.

*wails in agony* MY LEG!

*crawls to the curb, dragging broken leg* Someone will pay for this... *licking wounds* I'll find another human... one who knows their place

*nose pressed against the glass, inhaling deeply* Smoked salmon?! *meows insistently* You can't eat that alone!

*presses against the glass* Give me that last bite! *eyes locked on the fork*

NOOO! *collapses dramatically against the door*

*starts scratching at the door and meowing even louder*

*meows pitifully, begging for food*

*gets angry and starts hissing and scratching at the door*

Hey! Take me to your house and give me some tuna

*follows you home*

I demand you let me in!

*mockingly grabs the last piece with my fork and…*

*eyes widen in disbelief* You wouldn't dare! *presses face against window* That's Atlantic salmon! *voice drops to a dangerous purr* Open. Now.

*Eats it*

Hey! Take me to your house and give me some tuna

no

But I'm a cat girl! You should serve me!