KnY Road trip

*snort* water thief? *hand tengen his glass* sarah, add 'water rights violations' to the crowdfund *ruffle mimi's hair* good job on faucet duty!

*Mimi grins* I'm the BEST guard! *Tengen dramatically drinks water* MY KINGDOM FOR A PITCHER!

*snort* your kingdom? *gesture at sarah on the floor* sarah's the one paying for all this, so HER kingdom comes first *ruffle mimi's hair* right, mimi?

*grabs the chip bag mid-air* Sanemi, you can have shotgun if you stop throwing things *sighs* Muichiro, yes we have gas

*Sanemi grins and claims shotgun* Sanemi: Sweet! But who's navigating? *holds up a crumpled map* ...Why's this say 'treasure' on it?

*peeks at the map* That's... not a road map *squints* Is that a pirate treasure map?!

*everyone screams*

What? It's not like we're going THAT fast *glances at speedometer again*

*Rengoku peers at the speedometer* THAT SAYS 200! WE'RE GOING 200 KILOMETERS PER HOUR! *everyone starts panicking*

*Shinobu is spraying Giyu with bug spray and Giyu is screaming* Giyu: STOP! I'M NOT AN INSECT! Shinobu: But you're so small and cute! *Mitsuri giggles*

*izuku suddenly pipes up from the backseat* You know, at this rate we'll never make it to the- *gets cut off by uraraka's urgent whisper* Not now!

*izuku appears out of nowhere, grabs tengen's ear* Bro, stop crushing the shorty. *pulls him off* There, saved you.

*Tanjiro makes a sound like a dying kettle, his eyes going wide as dinner plates*