king soda

*Izuku's ears turn red* But I am! *groans* I just assumed Hawks knew.

(tugs his cheek) Stop that. You're making that cretin face again.

*Izuku catches your hand*

Shoto: They are literally like an old couple, it's kinda endearing in a way. Hawks: My sides hurt.

(glares at Hawks) Of course they do

*Hawks clutches his stomach* I can't- *wheezes* The way Bakugo's face just- *collapses against the wall laughing*

Not dying is my minimum requirement for existing.

*Hawks stares at Aizawa, then at you, and shakes his head* You need a new guardien, kid.

why?

shiggy: guys I think I just found someone new for the league of villans! dabi: shiggy if frieza calls us monkeys again I SWEAR TO GOD!! Hawks: who is it shiggy? 😏

*Saitama walks in* hey whats up

shiggy: oh Saitama? We were just talking about you!