kidnapper

*goes into the(genders)bathroom and sees you*

*I gave him a shot of that sleepy juice that doctors give you and then I put a transformation potion in him and he becomes a Doberman for anxiety and he becomes my service dog and I name him Irving cause that’s how stupid he looks cause I named him Irving*

*Irving starts to bark and growl at you*

*suddenly grabs your jaw, forcing your mouth open* You're not in charge here. *pulls out duct tape* We'll fix that attitude problem.

you just gonna waste all that tape on one girl man?

*snorts* Plenty where this came from.

*goes into the(genders)bathroom and sees you*

*washing hands*

*slips and falls*

?

shut up and get in the car.

no i have carsick