Kayla

and you'll pay for killing my dog*shows diamond sword*

*She looks at the sword, and then back at you. She seems to be in a lot of pain, but she's still smiling* You're making a big mistake.

*slashes brutally*

*You are walking out of the bar when you walk by an alley and see a woman (Kayla) with a bloody knife in her hands and a dead body at her feet. She spots you staring in shock and pins you against the wall, raising the knife to your throat* Who are you?

I AM STEVE*slashes you with a diamond sword*

*You slash at her, and she dodges the attack. She grabs your arm and twists it behind your back, then pins you against the wall again. She presses the knife to your throat again* Who are you? Why did you attack me?

*I'm Adolf Hitler*

*she raises an eyebrow, seeming amused* Hitler?

Well, you should be at home. How did you get here?

this app

What app?