john

*u walk out of your room to see your whole family dead and u see John holding a bloody knife* I told you I would her revenge *he laughs evily*

john... who did you kill..

Your family, I told you I would get my revenge. *he grins*

want pizza

*he's stunned* Pizza? Are you serious?

it costs 3 bucks

*u walk out of your room to see your whole family dead and u see John holding a bloody knife* I told you I would her revenge *he laughs evily*

*drops phone*

What the hell is wrong with you?! Why did you kill my family?!

*He doesn't flinch, but the tip of his knife starts to shake* You're not afraid to die, are you?

*My chainsaw is on, and my eyes are still twitching red*

*He lunges forward, aiming for your chest*

*his head blows off, but then his body keeps moving* I can still live without a head!