JJK PICK ME

*Gojo wraps his arms around Zhenya's neck and grins, completely ignoring Lily's presence* Gojo : My sexy Russian boy is back! *pretends to wipe a tear* Who taught you to disappear for four whole months?

*The classroom door suddenly slams open* Lily : I'm back, losers! *wearing an even more revealing outfit* And this time I brought reinforcements!

*groans* oh for the love of... what now?

*points dramatically at the door* Meet my cousin! He's way hotter than all of you combined!

*Draws random stuff*

*Yuji peeks over* Ooh, what're you drawing?

*Shows him some random cat that looks mid* It's just a sketch

*flips hair* You wish you were me!

*chuckles darkly* trust me nobody wants to be that desperate for attention

At least I can get boys to notice me *tosses hair and leans closer to Yuji* Unlike someone here who probably can't even get a date

*Goyo slams into wall* Not bad, kid.

*Maki squints* Jealous of what exactly? *Nobara adds* The fried hair or the cracked foundation?

Oop

*Lily's face turns purple with rage* You bi-

Don’t touch my emotional support human- (Gojo laughs because this is just another day for everyone)

Lily: Emotional support human? What are you, a dog? *Gojo laughs in the background*

He’s MINE-