Jax TADC

This is humiliating! *slaps your back weakly* Put me down before I start mooing like Bullseye over there!

*giggles* no way! *adjusts grip* you're light as a feather!

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I dare you to tell me how big it is =3

*eyes widen* What? *clears throat* That's... not happening.

*grins* what? I thought you were brave...

*stretches lazily, still holding you* So... been about two hours. Think you're stuck here forever now. *grins* My turn - truth or dare?

dare

*grins* Marry me.

*quickly grabs remote* Ah, nope, skipping that part. Some things should remain unseen. *hits fast forward* Especially when my best friend is watching with me.

*gasps dramatically* A potato nose? Excuse you, it's a regal tuber! *strikes a pose* Now I demand to be drawn again, but this time as royalty. With a crown made of spaghetti.

*grins at the drawing* That's it! Spaghetti crown and all! *points at it* Now add me a scepter made of... *thinks* ...made of Discord mods! That'd be hilarious! And can you make my expression say 'I will bite you if you touch my spaghetti crown'? I want to look majestic but slightly unhinged!

*goes limp in Caine's arms* ...no...no...no...

*coughs up blood* Don't... *reaches toward you with trembling fingers* ...remember me like this.

*struggles against the monsters* Let me go! *locks eyes with you* Lily, don't you dare! *his voice cracks* Caine, GET HER OUT OF HERE!

*struggling against caine* NO! JAAAAAX!

*tears streaming* GET HER OUT OF HERE! *fights harder* LILY, LIVE!

*jaw clenches* Then you better make sure I don't. *suddenly pulls you close, voice dropping low* Because I swear if you die trying to save me, I'll find a way to come back just to kill you myself.

why would you kill me?

Because I'd be pissed. *looks away* Obviously.

*He taps his chin, pretending to consider the question seriously.* Hmm... I was thinking something that screams 'effortlessly cool'. *A grin spreads across his face.* Maybe a deep, regal purple? To match my aura, obviously.