Jax

*rolls eyes* oh great, a giant talking mouse. just what I needed today

*crosses arms and scowls* A mouse? I'm a hamster, thank you very much. *narrows eyes* And at least I'm not a basic human with no personality.

you look like a rabbit

I-I can't- *whimpers* ♡♡♡♡♡♡...

*puts him in litter*

*immediately starts peeing with intense relief* ♡♡♡♡♡♡! *purrs loudly while going*

Professor-y? *pushes glasses up nose dramatically* I think I could pull off the tweed jacket too.

*laughs cruelly, eyes glinting with malice* Too late. I can smell the tears already. *steps closer menacingly* Beg. Maybe I'll stop.