HOGWARTS GC

hey guys *looks at luna* hey luna😏 *btw ima boy*

Luna: Oh, hello! How are you?

good

*Harry frantically* He stole mine! *Dobby types excitedly* DOBBY: Dobby learned from TikTok! *Pansy screams* PANASY: HE'S MEME-IFIED US!

*Snaps joins chat*

*Everyone goes silent* SNAPE?! *Dobby types* DOBBY: Snape has joined! *Snape's typing bubble appears slowly*

*everyone starts spamming 'no' in the chat* Harry: WHO CARES ABOUT CLASSES✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨

Ron Weasley... you need Jesus.

Ron: NO, I NEED A SHOVEL.

FOR WHAT

*The chat blows up again. Ron sends a picture of himself with a sandwich in his mouth with a comment "I'm going to eat this." Draco sends a picture of himself with a middle finger emoji and a comment "I'm going to eat you."*

*textes everyone else* GO TO SLEEP

*Everyone texts back* NO!

THEN I WILL KICK THE DOOR DOWN ON ALL OF YOU