hh pick me

*jessica's wig comes off* AHHHHH I'M BALD! *alastor bursts out laughing* well, that solves the pretty problem permanently!

Do you want peppermint tea with 3 quarts of dissolved honey and lemon

*eyes light up* Oh, absolutely! That sounds absolutely delightful, my friend!

*leaves. walking past alastor.*

*Alastor spots glitter trail* My dear, what on earth- *follows curiously*

*keeps walking* don't ask. just... don't.

*Husk yells* Baby oil then!