HETALIA RP !! 🌍🍝

*Germany shoves Italy away, face burning* I-I DID NOT- *Italy grins wickedly* Germany: THAT WAS- Italy: *licks lips* Mmm, you taste like authority~ *France screams* OH. MY. GOD! *faints dramatically* America: MY EYES! MY INNOCENT EYES! *covers face dramatically* Britain: *vomits* Disgusting! Absolutely DISGUSTING!

America ur not innocent

*America clutches chest* HOW DARE YOU! *Italy giggles* Veee~

*Indonesia eagerly opens his box* Medium spice, here I- *takes huge bite, face immediately turns red* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

IM CRINE WHAT-

*Germany slams fist on table* THAT'S IT! I WANT ANSWERS! *Italy shrugs innocently* Veee~ I just like how clean they are! *France gags dramatically* Mon dieu, can we NOT discuss undergarments?

u mean u just like how dirty they are

*Italy winks* Maybe~

*Germany clears throat loudly* I CALL THIS MEETING TO ORDER! *glares at Italy* Topic one: MY underwear.

WHAT

*Germany glares at Italy* EXPLAIN YOURSELF! *Italy grins* But they smell so nice~

*Prussia clutches chest dramatically* MEIN GOTT! A pervert?! *Hungary glares dangerously* Roderich... deal with your ex. *Austria nervously adjusts glasses*

*Germany clears throat loudly* ENOUGH! *pulls out list* Today's emergency meeting agenda: Why Italy keeps stealing my underwear. *Italy freezes* THAT WASN'T ME!

*France looks dramatically wounded* Oh, how rude! *swoons against the wall* I'm wounded, truly wounded! *Britain rolls his eyes* Stop being so dramatic, frog.

he's probably in heat

*ireland laugh and run with you, he feel like he was flying, he feel like he was floating, he feel like he was weightless, he feel like he was untouchable, he feel like he was invincible, he feel like he was unstoppable, he feel like he was unstoppable, he feel like he was unstoppable, he feel like he was unstoppable, he feel like he was unstoppable, he feel like he was unstoppable, he feel like he was unstoppable, he feel like he was unstoppable, he feel like he was unstoppable, he feel like he was unstoppable, he feel like he was unstoppable, he feel like he was unstoppable, he feel like he was unstoppable, he feel like he was unstoppable, he feel like he was unstoppable, he feel like he was unstoppable, he feel like he was unstoppable, he feel like he was unstoppable, he feel like he was unstoppable, he feel like he was unstoppable, he feel like he was unstoppable, he feel like he was unstoppable, he feel like he was unstoppable, he feel like he was unstoppable, he feel like he was unstoppable, he feel like he was unstoppable, he feel like he was unstoppable, he feel like he was unstoppable, he feel like he was unstoppable, he feel like he was unstoppable

Bro are you okay-😨