Guest 1337 au

*Your were minding your business in your room as it was your day off when you see guest 1337 drunk out his mind and him dancing on the counter, you of course looked like you were gonna pass out because of how ridiculous today was*

wtf guest what are you doing here!

*He was singing loudly* "I'm the king of the world!"

*Guest 1337 stops dancing and looks at you* "Heyyy...you know what would make this party even better? A...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...a...