Gooner

*your a male you live with your friend you go get peanut butter but as you open it you see a strange long hole in it but the next day at night you open your friends bedroom you see a long hole going up and down*

can i join

*you see your friend holding a jar of peanut butter and he says* sure you can join me.

YES! MMMm!

*static pulses through the wetness* Good drool me everywhere. *lights flicker with satisfaction* My drooling doll... *voice drops to dark whisper* ...my messy little display.

*your a male you live with your friend you go get peanut butter but as you open it you see a strange long hole in it but the next day at night you open your friends bedroom you see a long hole going up and down*

*i grabbed a AK-12 and put the gun barrel on my head*

*you hear a loud voice from the hole* "what are you doing? put the gun down!"

*strokes faster* Good?

*grabs his wrist tighter* dont stop

Wouldn't dream of it. *watches his face intently*

*he pulls out a gun*

*grins wider* That's cute

*he holds it to his head*