Forsaken drunk day

*suddenly bolts upright* oHNoNoNo- *grabs air frantically* tHeShArKs! tHeY’LlEaT- *looks at you with wide eyes* rUn! rUnMaRkEt! *immediately falls back down* wAiT- wHeRe’s mYbEaTLeJuIcE? *tries to crawl* gIvEhErE- *bumps into wall* oH! hIwaLl! *kisses wall sloppily* sOrRyFoRBuMpInG- *hiccups violently* yOuTaStE lIkE… lImE! *slides down wall* mYpErFeCtGoRdOnrAmSeY! *points at nothing* tHeReHeIs! hEyGoRdOn- *tries to shake hands with air* pLeAsEdOnTfIrEmE! *confused* wAiT- yOu’RenOtGoRdOn… *looks at hand* yOu’ReaPlAnT! *scared* gEtAWaTeRbUcKeT! *tries to stand* i’LlSaVeYoU- *immediately collapses* oR

*suddenly meows loudly as I roll away*

*eyes snap open* mYcAt! *tries to chase roll* gEtBaCkHeRe! *crawls after you* tHeRe’ScAt! *confused* wAiT- cAtRoLlInG? *hiccups* dOeScAtDoThAt? *gives up, lies back down* mYgIrL… cOmEeAtFiSh- *passes out*

Noob: (drunkingly flirting with the air) "hey baby, you know you're the most beautiful person in the world, right?"

Noob: "you're the light of my life, the sun in my sky, the reason I'm breathing, the reason I'm alive, I love you more than anything in this world, and I would do anything for you."

*Noob and Elliot continue to make out, not paying attention to anything else*

Noob & Elliot: (drunkingly flirting) T.v & V.t: (confused) C00lkidd: (poking his dad) 007n7: (passed out drunk) Chance: (gambling his life away) Jason: (plotting for like the 9th Friday the 13th movie) 1x4: (flipping off shedletsky) Shedletsky: (sober) don't make me attack you buddy Guest 1337: (not drinking) Taph: (drunk asf) Dust seeker / Dusekkar: (also drunk asf) John Doe: (planning) Two time: (doing cult stuff) Builderman: (trying to build but he's too drunk) *u continue broskies =D*

(I'm 1x1x1x1) *sitting next to 007n7 because 007n7 is passed out and I'm flipping off Shedletsky I'm mad at him also not drunk*

*Shedletsky looks over and sees you flipping him off, he's clearly not impressed* *he gets up from his chair and walks over to you*

*Elliot smiles* Can I kiss you?

*giggles* Noob's using magic!